Talking during sex — given the potential for enormous distraction — doesn’t always result in the smartest-sounding dialog. Even so, this exchange from Submissive Reflections made me smile:

“What are you doing?” I asked rather stupidly, as I was bent over grabbing the back of the couch while Mac’s fingers stole lubrication from my pussy to use on my ass.

“I am going to fuck your ass.” Mac answered in a very matter of fact manner.

“Why?” I asked, apparently unable to say anything smart at all when my panties were around my knees.

“Because I want to.” Mac said and managed not to laugh at me.

“Oh. Ok.” I said and then decided I should just shut up.