From Spanking Blog, here’s a vision of what it looks like when your internet dating isn’t going so well:

sunglasses riding crop and hard dick

The funny thing is, if history is my guide, I’ll get at least one intrepid person posting in the comments to the effect of “Riding crop and a hard dick? I can work with that, I’ve dated worse, hell, at this point I think I’d give the guy a tryout!”

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