At least it’s the men that are the victims of fashion this time. See for yourself:
Assless Pants Photograph
I think I’d be squeezing my cheeks tight too if the Tinman’s pointy hat was about to plumb my asspucker.

Real fashion show picture grabbed from the fug girls portion of Show and Talk. (Don’t tell my mom I read them and I won’t tell yours you read us, m’kay?)