Over at Moxie’s place they are swapping pickup lines from the War on Terror:

“The UN passed resolution 69 which clearly states I get some ass this weekend. If I don’t, the terrorists win.”

“I’m not afraid to take unilateral action, but nookie of this caliber is best done by a multilateral coalition . . . of you and me.”

“I’d like to do things to you that even the French would veto.”

And more.