Pass It On: Anal Sex Makes Your Butt Biggerer
This has to be a troll / prank post. It has to be. Please, nobody could be so stupid, it has to be.
Please?
If it were real, it would be the ultimate answer to that “why are men always chasing those dumb bimbos, the ones so dumb they can’t breathe without reminders” complaint you sometimes hear from smart women:
I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there.
I think I like this even if it doesn’t make my butt biggerer. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can’t tell. Has anyone else heard of thjis? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?
Via Sexoteric.
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Sure thing honey, but remember swallowing during oral sex makes your boobs bigger, so try to keep a healthy balance… (I’m sorry Lord, and bless the starving pygmies in Africa…)
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I called my husband at work to read that to him – we’re both cracking up!
What’s even funnier is that she keeps it UP with two more err…”entries” in the thread! It’s someone either REALLY dedicated to the joke, or someone really REALLY dumb, and a sad reflection of what sex education has become.
And you know, ass-to-mouth gives you big pouty lips.
Hey, it worked for Angelina Jolie!
Bacchus, those are the same people that believe ‘You can’t get pregnant if you immediately go to the bathroom afterwards’ and ‘There is Truth in Advertising’.
So yeah… She’s serious. Her boyfriend has probably been bitching about her ass, doesn’t like the fact she made him wear a condom, and thought ‘Hey, if I tell her it will make her ass more likeable, she’ll let me!’
and people wonder why I say gullibility is one of my favorite characteristics in a woman…
After reading that message board, I feel sad for humantiy, that girls dog — and I feel I need a shower… with lots of soap.
This is absolutely true.
But it has more to do with comparative relativity than physiological changes. As her intelligence becomes smaller, everything else about her, including her ass, becomes comparatively larger.
It is so simple. The only puzzlement is how far can something shrink that was miniscule to begin with???
sooo what happened to “does my bum look big in this?”
well it does since you let me squirt deep inside…
lol… i mean how many chicks actually want a bigger bum? thats the bit that gets me to be honest…
what amuses me is her boyfriend hasn’t mentioned how “apparently” chlorophyll chewing gum is the ultimate contraceptive.
You know, I fell for the stupid zombie invasion blogging bullshit because I’m as gullible as they come (and still think monsters live under my bed). But not even I would fall for *that*.
I’m sorry, but I have to hand it to the boyfriend. He deserves to enjoy her stupidity.
HA-HA-HA-HA :D
Wheeeew… That’s a cool joke! I like it! It seems to me her boyfriend is a merry chap, indeed :))
I love men, they are getting pretty creative when it comes to a female’s butt ;)
PS. Love your blog Bacchus.
Someone, some of us gals like having a bigger behind…
I got very upset when I realized that losing 10lbs makes my my butt noticeably smaller :[
My gf has a big ass.
What was she doing with her previous bfs?
You know what Jim, after reading your comment and cogitating on the poor girls obvious anxiety, it ocurred to me that it would be a kindness if we offered to help this girl achieve her goal as soon as possible… ;-)
lol…and lo…and um…lol. first u lol…then…um, URE AN IDIOT! ha! i cant believe im reading this. all i can do is laugh. i love it!
Wow. Thats probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Just Wow.