January 21st, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Squirt, Squirt, Refill
The idea of a Batman squirtgun? I can live with that.
The unfortunate position of the trigger? Well, it follows from the design. I guess I can live with that, too.
But the anal refill hole?
That’s a bored toy designer seeing just how far he can take the joke before his bosses notice and fire his ass. Somewhere out there he’s saying (probably in Chinese) “I still can’t believe they actually made it, and shipped thirty thousand units!”
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Immediately upon first glance, I thought it looked like he was about to take one up the ass, while giving a B.J., and that trigger mechanism just makes him look like the activity has given him a boner…
robin refiller sold separately
That’s beautiful! I love it!
There’s just one teeny-weeny little design
flaw– the water squirts out of the trigger.
Actually to me, Batman looks like he’s about to hurl.
What this reminds me of most vividly is the Jar Jar Binks French Kiss Candy Toy that I saw in a Walgreen’s when “Phantom Menace” came out. No, they didn’t call it that, but that’s what it was. It was a plastic figure of Jar Jar Binks, with a long candy tongue that protruded from Jar Jar’s mouth, and which the consumer was apparently supposed to lick, suck, and/or chew.
Ew. I’d much rather have the Batman Enema Blowjob Squirtgun.
I bet this thing becomes a huge collector’s item. I bet it winds up selling for hundreds of dollars on eBay.
Goggle “Barbie as Catwoman” to see something equally ridiculous. I had to sell them one Christmas.
>> bored toy designer seeing just how far he can take the joke before his bosses notice and fire his ass.
That’s what I always thought about the TV name “Beaver Cleaver”.
How did that get by the censors? Perhaps he was too little and cute at first to even go there mentally. But still.
“How did that get by the censors? Perhaps he was too little and cute at first to even go there mentally. But still.”
It was a more innocent time. Rob and Laura Petrie had twin beds. You didn’t dare even say the word “pregnant”.