March 28th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Saw this circulating without attribution on social media:
The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
The girl said “No!”
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END.
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March 26th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
In 1969, Uschi Digard went to the beach. That’s all I have about this photograph, but what more do you really need?
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March 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
According to the May 1964 issue of Swank magazine, Trish O’Brien is a fresh air fiend who “enjoys taking baths with all the windows wide open.” How socially generous of her!
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March 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Titties and booze! One of the classic combinations. A surefire way to make men happy for at least the last nine thousand years:
Photo is from Mr. Cool #1 (1960).
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March 22nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
A common word of advice for young men who lack confidence in their social skills is “Go on, ask her out. What’s the worst that could happen? The worst she can say is no, right?”
It’s bad advance, and this anecdote from Reddit is proof:
Some dude at school asked out a girl he saw in the hallway. She started crying and then she asked him “Am I so ugly you actually thought you had a chance with me?”
Ouch!
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March 21st, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Whoever organized this orgy did a terrible job. That’s harsh, perhaps, but not I think unfair. The gender ratio of three women to seven men is not completely unworkable, but it becomes so if all the men just stand around with their peckers in their hands doing nothing. With a deep bench like these fellows have, there’s no excuse not to have at least four hands and two tongues touching each woman at all times:
From the vintage porn magazine Porno Club #6.
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March 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a gardening video where the lady uses a wooden dibble to make a finger-sized planting hole which she refers to as “a butthole in the dirt” followed by an uwu-voiced “oooooh!” as she sticks her finger lovingly into the hole. If gardening isn’t dirty, you’re not doing it right!
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