Beauty Queens Mugshot Faceoff
After linking to a pair of stories about beauty queens gone wild and thence to jail (Katie Reece aka Miss Nevada 2006, arrested for assaulting a police officer, and Kumari Fulbright aka Miss Pima County 2005 and Miss Desert Sun 2006, arrested for kidnapping, robbery, and assault), Jezebel asks which mugshot is prettier?
So, I thought I’d slap up a side-by-side, complete with numbers borrowed from the Beagle Brothers:
I’d have to give the nod to Katie Rees, if only because she’s managed to maintain her poise and perhaps even a sense of humor, despite having been substantially rumpled by the implacable machinery of justice. Whereas, Kumari Fulbright looks like she’s been pretty thoroughly crushed by her life and/or that same machinery of justice, making her a less comfortable target of hot-or-not mugshot fun.
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Kumari Kumari Kumari… We need to talk…
Snot bubbles? Not sexy. Kidnapping? Also not sexy. We might be able to work with your hair, but it’s too early to tell.
Rees looks exactly like the kind of women I’d date. And I mean that in the sense of, the kind of girl who’d look pretty in her mugshot.
“substantially rumpled by the implacable machinery of justice”
*giggling*
That’s pretty funny.
The funniest thing for me was reading Bacchus’ comment: “complete with numbers borrowed from the Beagle Brothers”
My first thought was “It’s Beagle Boys…? then again I grew up watching Duck-tales. Fantasia and Duck-tales mentioned on a sex-blog in less than a week. Uncle Walt might just be rolling over in his grave, if he isn’t already due to his city of tomorrow looking nothing like he had planned and becoming a capitalists wet dream where they sell cheap imported junk from China that they sell for 10x the production costs.
I’d hazard a guess that relative levels of cool, calm demeanour might be related to relative seriousness of charges. Kumari’s got a lot more to worry about than looking good in a mugshot. Katie, however, looks like she’s already thinking of how to turn this to her advantage. How do I get in touch with her?