Friday Girl Fight: Jade Vs. Power Puff
A recent post at Sexoteric reminded me that the Ultimate Surrender style of naked girlfights is just a recent entry in a long and venerable pornographic tradition:
I expecially enjoy the pre-bout photography. These matches always start out so promising:
Tonight it’s Ally Ann (fighting as “Power Puff”) versus Tia Ling (fighting as “Jade”). Ally Ann looms over Tia Ling, smiling that corn-fed Nebraska farm-girl smile, but I’m seeing more confidence in Tia’s eye’s than in Ally’s. I’ve got bad news, Power Puff: This is one project where “little and cute” is not enough to get you what you want. And make no mistake, these are both tiny women in truth, as the fight card shows:
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TIA LING Jade HT: 5’1 WT: 102lbs Season record (0-0) Lifetime record (1-2) |
ALLY ANN Power Puff HT: 5’5 WT: 120lbs Season record (0-1) Lifetime record (0-1) |
Things don’t start out very well for Power Puff:
I’ll grant Power Puff this much, she does make an effort:
But the fight really doesn’t go very well for her. It’s downhill all the way to defeat…and beyond. Beyond, I say, because at Ultimate Surrender, defeat is always followed by ritual and public sexual humiliation:
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Being as she got the “prize”, you’ve gotta wonder if the blonde lost on purpose…
Dr. Whiplash, you know I love ya man. And I know you’re making joke.
But seriously, WTF?
Does she look like she’s having sexyfun to you? I mean, yeah, on one level she may be, especially if this is fantasy material for her. But odds are, this is the dirty and unpleasant part of the job she signed up for.
I don’t have a feminist rant handy about privileging the idea of penetration to the point where we call it a “prize” even when it’s (a) made of rubber and (b) delivered under maximally uncomfortable circumstances. But I’m pretty sure one of my readers could fix you right up with that.
Ultimate surrender is a lighthearted porn site, but they play real hard. If it’s not all choreographed like professional wrestling (which it might be) then I think we can safely credit the girls with striving to “win” their matches.
Why am I delivering a mini-rant? I think it’s because, even being a guy, I’m a little bit offended by the male-hubris of the idea that she’d throw the match in order to win the “prize” of having a dildo thrust up her ass. I’m perfectly willing to indulge myself in some smug male self-assurance about women wanting and enjoying dick, but let’s be realistic about the thing, gents. It may be rubber or it may be our own turgid throbbing flesh, but it ain’t chocolate and it sure ain’t crack cocaine. There’s gonna be limits on how bad she wants it.
Bacchus: then again, there is this persistent idea in our culture that anal sex is demeaning and uncomfortable, that it’s about the worst thing that could happen to a straight guy and women have to be convinced by their partners to do it.
She does look to me like she’s smiling in some of the other pictures. But to me it’s really hard to tell the difference between “sex face” and “pain face,” not to mention “good pain face” and “bad pain face.” I’ve seen someone get hit in the vulva until she was screaming her lungs out — and she did it because in the end she enjoyed it. So I really feel I can’t judge.
To me the interesting thing is that Kink.com has mainstreamed its catfighting site to the extent that it is now available on my cable provider’s (Charter) adult channel menu. There’s a section called “Cat Fighting” and it’s a variety of Ultimate Surrender matches available on a pay per view basis. I’m so used to my favorite adult content being available ONLY on the Web that it was extremely surprising to find a Kink.com site’s contents on cable. I can’t WAIT to see Sex & Submission content on cable, but I suspect I will have to … for a very long time.
Pat Powers where do you live to be lucky enough to get Kink.com content on your adult channel menu? Who is the service provider?