He Puts What, WHERE?
Someone, who would be recognizable to you loyal sex blog readers if I were to fail to preserve their requested anonymity, was so cruel as to send along this link to a directory of disturbing photographs. Perhaps it would be best to let the captions of the photographs speak for themselves, while I go away into a corner and clutch quietly at my genitals.
Photo Sequence #1: “Ever want to know how to shove a Gummi worm up your dick?” Uh, no.
Photo Sequence #2: “Line the worm up with the hanger and slide it in….”
Just for the record: “OUCH!”
Photo Sequence #3: “Stay away from the green ones, for some reason they burn after a while….” Hint: If you didn’t grip yourself so firmly in order to expel them with the brute force of your semen, perhaps the burning would be reduced?
Photo Sequence #4: “You may notice that your cum becomes like syrup, and takes on flavor and color of the worm. My girlfriend loves my cum afterwards!” Why yes, we can all see her lapping it up right there in the picture. No, wait, no we can’t.
And just in case you haven’t had all the fun you can stand, he also does nails and pencils.
2014 update:The original links have long been broken, but a collection of these photos has been obsessively reassembled and published at the Dickworms tumblr. I think I recognize a kindred spirit. Halp?
Shorter URL for sharing: http://www.erosblog.com/?p=525
heh, never fails to be a crowd pleaser. I found these photos back in 1996 on alt.sex.pictures (before there was an alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.) I’ve seen over 100,000 hits in the last 9 years. Amazes me still.
All of these links are, of course, broken now. But I cannot believe these pictures don’t still exist somewhere on the web. If anyone knows where to find them, please leave a link?
Most of these pictures are assembled and obsessively detailed at dickworms.tumblr.com. This post is cited.
[…] whole kits of them in differing sizes. Inserting these things in your penis is probably safer than stuffing Gummi worms up there, but I’ve never been tempted to try either one. (Call it a gap in my sexual imagination if […]