This is not recent, but it’s new to me: A thing attributed to Andy Rooney on the many merits of women over 40. I especially like the sound of these three:

Over 40 women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an over 40 woman. They always know.

Over 40 women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Things to look forward to.