Loving This Tattoo
Spanking Blog ponders this approximately 85-word tattoo and wonders “can you imagine pounding that ass doggie-style every few days, week in and week out, seeing that verse heaving in front of you every time?”
Me, I’m the kind of guy for whom the catastrophic apostrophic mishap in line six would be a boner-killer. But wave the magic laser wand and deem that fixed, for the sake of the thought experiment. I’m still reminded of an old chestnut of a Robert Service poem called The Ballad of Salvation Bill.
It’s about a preacher trapped in a Klondike cabin all winter with a sinner of a prospector who has tobacco but no rolling papers. The prospector eyes the preacher’s bible, the preacher won’t share single page for smoking, and it’s a long hard winter for awhile. There’s violence, and melodrama, and eventually there’s an agreement: he can smoke the Bible pages, but he has to read them first. But you guessed it:
I smoked and smoked from Genesis to Job,
And as I smoked I read each blessed word;
While in the shadow of his bunk I heard him sigh and sob,
And then… a most peculiar thing occurred.
I got to reading more and more, and smoking less and less…
It would be a terrible shame if this tract of a tattoo had a similarly depressing effect.
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Personally, I would see no real Biblical conflict in a week in and week out doggie-style pounding of that shapely body, with or without the tattoo…
For one thing, the “missionary position” is a bit of a misnomer, which I don’t believe is Biblically prohibited, and the Bible is probably more likely to frown upon the pounding of a wide variety of asses week in and week out…
Now that THAT matter is settled, I believe introductions are in order… ;o)
I find the sight of calligraphy on skin such a terrific turn-on, that it takes a real effort to focus on actual words.
But now you’ve pointed out the wonky apostrophe, I just can’t unsee it. *weeps*
Er… Perhaps I shouldn’t make comments in the wee hours of the morning. I was thinking that the “doggie-style” position isn’t Biblically prohibited, but I wrote it to sound like I was trying to say that the “missionary” isn’t prohibited. Brain fart… B.T.W., neither of which are, to my knowledge… Thank God! (Unfortunately, it’s never too early in the morning for a bad pun…)
In fact, “Be fruitful and multiply” isn’t such a bad edict…
I’m tattooed enough that you could consider me something of an expert on the topic, and god, I hate the current trend of ‘word only’ tattoos.
Nice ass though. B^)
rock of ages,,,,, cleft for me!!
It COULD be a bug bite or a freckle with a terrible sense or irony
I agree ’tis a beautiful tattoo :) I’ve still not been brave enough to have one, I keep thinking I won’t be able to bear the pain and they’ll have to stop half way through :/ I think I’ll just stick to my piercings for now :)