September 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I said: “NONE SHALL PASS…”
“All right boys, here’s how we’re going to take this fucking kremlin. Natasha, take off everything but your boots. Yes, everything. Yeah, I know it’s fucking cold. Just shut up and do it. Now here’s what we do. Natasha, you’re going to go up to that guard and distract the fuck out of him, give him some sob story about bandits. Doesn’t really matter, he’ll be so busy looking at your tits we’ll be able to cover the open ground behind him and get to the wall…”
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Isn’t that the doorman from the emerald city in the “Wizard of OZ”?
I would make a terrible guard. Don’t ever hire me for that job.
Best first act of Hamlet I’ve ever seen:
Nay, answer me, Stand and unfold yourself.
Long live the King.
Wait, you’re not Bernardo!
~yes, this really was the first thing that came to mind~
~is ashamed~
:-D