Well, the excuse is certainly creative. But what else are you going to say, when the janitor catches the two of you in your classroom, naked on the floor with the lights off?

James Madison High School teacher Alini Brito said she was getting an insulin shot from co-worker Cindy Mauro when a janitor saw her naked from the waist up with another nude teacher kneeling between her legs.

Brito, a diabetic, told investigators she started feeling ill and asked her French teacher colleague to “check her blood sugar,” according to the report.

“Let’s go upstairs,” Mauro said, according to the report. “I have sugar and candy in my room.”

By the time they got to Mauro’s classroom on the third floor, Brito said her “knees got weak,” so she lay down on the floor.

Brito took off her sweater and Mauro placed it under her colleague’s head, Brito said in the report, then Mauro put a chair under Brito’s legs “to aid her circulation.”

Brito said Mauro was kneeling next to her with the lights off when the janitor popped in. Mauro was fully clothed, Brito told investigators.

The janitor, who said he saw two topless women rolling around on the floor, summoned school safety officer Ruth Reyes.

She described what she saw in Room 337 quite differently.

“[Brito] was naked on the floor… and I saw the blond between her legs, and when I opened the door, she looked up and told me to shut the door,” Reyes told investigators.

By the time Assistant Principal Jodie Cohen got to the room minutes later, she saw Brito “leaning against the teacher’s desk… and she seemed to be, like, zippering her boot and finishing buttoning her shirt.”

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