Glitter Puking On Your Cyberskin
So I just got done reading the latest hilarious rant from the latest sex-toy-reviewing blogger to publicly get fed up and acknowledge that EdenFantasys.com sucks. These rants are becoming a sort of sex-blogging literary sub-genre, with an astonishing degree of passion, detail, and variety. This one is Glitter Puke: Why I left EdenFantasys. Two paragraphs in particular caught my eye; the first involves how they handle a reviewer’s materials preferences:
Then, I started looking for toys to review. EFs review program, in theory, would work great, as your rank in the community (based on activity and other users’ ranking of your reviews) would determine what price range of toys you could request. I started to get irritated, however, when I noticed stuff made of fucking jelly rubber and cyberskin bullshit show up in my search results even after I had it blacklisted in my material preferences. What the fuck, EF? Do you think I just won’t notice? Given that the material and cleaning of the toy is an entire section of the review, what the everloving hell do you want me to say? “THIS IS GREAT EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO USE IT WITH A CONDOM OR IT’LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP HERPADERP.”
And then there was this, which gave me a rare and genuine loud LOL:
Now, several people before me have made thoughtful, in-depth, highly pissed-off posts about the site and its unethical business practices, as well as how it treats its staff and contributors. Since they’ve taken care of that part for me, I’m going to dig into my other problem with these people: the fact that whoever started this place COULDN’T FUCKING SPELL. SERIOUSLY, IT’S BASIC FUCKING GRAMMAR. I-E-S, IS IT THAT GODDAMN HARD?
I swear, it’s given me physical pain every time I’ve had to type that URL. Preach it, sister!
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EF have been out recruiting on spanking blogs recently, and I took great pleasure in showing friends relevant posts about them. Thanks for pointing out another one.
The EF affiliate recruiter who wrote to me sounded surprised when I told him his company didn’t have a great reputation.
Yeah, they seem to cycle through those recruiters, hiring fresh enthusiastic faces every so often. Usually I don’t hear back from them after I give them my “I don’t do business with companies that don’t pay what they owe” speech.
It’s a shame that the first page of Google results for Eden Fantasys does not contain any pages critical of them. Perhaps there needs to be some organised linking to help prospective partners and customers find out about what they’re really like.
Oh, and spelling is orthography, not grammar.
They’ve also recruited Thumper. Our exchange was predictable, and telling.