Casually Pepper Spraying Naked Cherubs
In case you missed it, UC Davis Police officer Lieutenant John Pike has become a runaway internet meme: the “Casually Pepper Spray Everything” cop. The meme-images number in the many hundreds. Here he is, courtesy of the Pepper Spraying Cop tumbler, spraying a violent, dangerous, rebellious cherub:
(The source image for that photoshop is William Bouguereau’s The Birth Of Venus.)
If you want a sense of how badly Officer Pike fucked himself and his career with those moments of casual spraying, contemplate this: the major media are already churning out “I feel sorry for him” pieces like this one: Why I Feel Bad for the Pepper-Spraying Policeman, Lt. John Pike. Me, I’ll save my sympathy until he shows up on TV in tears and begs for forgiveness … which I expect will happen right about the time aliens appear in the skies of Earth to demand a disco revival.
Meanwhile, back to the LOLs!
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I don’t go looking for Internet memes unless someone tells me about one or I accidentally run into one. I don’t frequent the sort of sites that tend to talk about them. Maybe I should start.
Those three examples are a real hoot! Thanks for turning me on to them.
Perhaps I can return the favor. My girlfriend, who does frequent such blog sites, turned me on to the “You can’t explain that” O’Reilly meme less than 24 hours ago. Apparently he thought he’d finally proved the existence of God…
Among my favorites are:
“Food goes in, poop comes out. You can’t explain that.”
“When I flush, the water comes back. You can’t explain that.”
“Put an even number of socks in the dryer, an uneven number comes out. You can’t explain that.”
“My thermos keeps hot thing hot, and cold things cold. You can’t explain that.”
“Bread goes in, toast comes out. You can’t explain that.”
“Racecar spelled backwards is still racecar. You can’t explain that.”
Battleships are heavy, but they FLOAT! You Can’t Explain That.”
“When I open the door to my refrigerator, the light is already on. You can’t explain that.”
“Tide goes in, stains come out. You can’t explain that.”
“Put a dollar in, soda comes out. You can’t explain that.”
More here: http://www.huff....html
I’m sure Pike is being extolled as a victimized hero by Faux News. The mainstream media are a joke.
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