I literally laughed aloud when I got to the last line of this flirtatious exchange between Betty Dodson (the 83-year-old author of the famous masturbation book Sex For One or — as she initially titled it back in 1974 — Liberating Masturbation) and Salon interviewer Thomas Rogers:

Why do you think it’s important to incorporate masturbation into a relationship?

You are only 20, wait until you are having sex…

I’m 28.

Oh, you’re an old man, I thought I heard you say 20.

No, I’m not quite that young and beautiful.

Oh now you really are too old. I was thinking of making a date with you but now you’ve got too much age on you.

I’m also a flaming homosexual, so that doesn’t really help us either.

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