I made The Nymph blush this morning.

We were snuggling as she was waking up, and she seemed to be biting my elbow. I asked “What are you doing, dear?”

She said “I’m measuring your elbow.”

I said: “Huh?” (I’m not at my witty best in the morning.)

Her: “I’m measuring it. I’m trying to see how much of it I can get in my mouth, it’s the only way I have to measure anything right now.”

I think about this for a moment. “I’ve got something else you can measure if you like….”