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September 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Still Banned From Twitter: Rocket Upskirts

looking up the skirts of a bunch of rockets

No, no, of course Twitter doesn’t literally ban photographic shots looking up the skirts of rocket engines. But as I explained before, I don’t care to risk my Twitter account on a stupid robot that scans for verboten “upskirt” word and bans my account for life on the strength of it. Yes, this is called a chilling effect.

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April 8th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Banned From Twitter: Petticoat Upskirts

Here’s a bit of 1950s art photography that’s chock full of fetish fuel, completely harmless, and utterly banned from Twitter. I could lose my Twitter account for posting it there, just as if it were revenge porn or concealed locker room video:

mannequin upskirt foot and leg fetish stocking seams and petticoats

This upskirt photo dates from 1954 and is by photographer Vivian Maier. It appears to show a fancy display of clothing for women, with skirt and petticoat and hosiery and shoes on a display mannequin set on a glass base over a mirrored floor for the express purpose of showing off the hose and petticoats to better effect.

Twitter’s policy on “upskirts” photos, to be strictly fair, is that they ban them — and accounts posting them — because they might be examples of non-consensual nudity, with a human victim. In this “life-in-plastic, it’s fantastic” no-humans-involved scenario, Twitter’s policy against upskirt photography shouldn’t come into play. It ought to be fine, posting this photo to Twitter.

{hollow laughter}

How much do you want to bet that actual upskirt bans happen because of a cheap filter that detects the word “upskirt” (and variants) and (I’m less than certain about this part) feeds it to a hasty human review layer by somebody who might or might not look with an eye discerning enough to tell that the legs in question are plastic?

I don’t propose to try the experiment. Chilling effect, thy name is Twitter. The problem isn’t the perfectly-reasonable policy; it’s Twitter’s demonstrated failure to implement its policies in any sort of fair or reasonable way.

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June 16th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

No Upskirts, No Marriage Proposals

code-of-conduct

Jason Scott found this awesome code-of-conduct sign in a Japanese arcade. I can’t read it, but from the symbols I assume it says something like:

  • No upskirt photography
  • No proposals of marriage
  • No stealing briefcases
  • No grabbing women’s asses

From such modest building blocks are civilizations built.

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May 17th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

“Upskirt” By Calvin Klein

calvin klein looks up Klara Kristin's skirt and shows her panties to the world

There was a bit of a social media meltdown the other day when Calvin Klein posted an upskirt photo to Instagram of 23-year-old Danish actress Klara Kristen, with the caption “I flash in #mycalvins”. It’s really rather tame and cute. Given that the ad campaign is called “Erotica” and the caption strongly claims agency for the model (this isn’t one of those “creepy otaku with camera on his shoe” situations) I confess I don’t quite understand why the internet lost its shit:

calvin klein up-skirt photo

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November 9th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Schoolgirl Upskirt

A plaid skirt this short was part of no schoolgirl’s official uniform ever. But that doesn’t stop it working as a signifier of (entirely dubious and unlikely) youth and innocence:

schoolgirl-upskirt

Our teasing model in this instance is Alicia from Kate’s Playground.

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January 24th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt

If you ever wondered about Gwyneth Paltrow’s panties, now I’ve got a photo to satisfy your wonderings:

gwyneth paltrow shows her panties to the papperazi

Photo is from Dlisted, where I don’t think they have their priorities entirely in order; they say: “It’s a good thing Gwyneth Paltrow had on her favorite pair of $400 ‘working mother’ panties made from the cocoons of organic mulberry silkworms, or else we’d all get a clear shot of her apple maker.”

They say that like it would be a bad thing…

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May 29th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Cheerleader Upskirts

The knowledge that these pictures are from the oh-so-innocent introduction to a steamy lesbian BDSM / dungeon fantasy detracts nothing from the harmless all-American pleasure of a nice low-angle closeup on a practicing cheerleader:

cheerleader upskirt

payton practicing her cheerleader routine

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