After too long locked indoor with each other, sometimes you just want a little quiet time. Paige wants to read a book, but Violet won’t leave her alone:

Paige doesn’t mind — much — but she also doesn’t shrink from womanhandling her horny roommate and deploying technology to get back to her book faster.

Photos are from I’m Bored And I Want To Play, via Kink Unlimited.

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This forced orgasm .gif featuring endless Magic Wand orgasms is said to be from a Koooonsoft “erotic side-scrolling action game” called Shinobi Girl:

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I think it was six or seven years ago that the inevitable logic of what I do led inexorably to the moment when I had to confess my bewilderment and ask “What the fuck is an anal tunnel plug actually for?” That post has accumulated more than thirty comments over the years, most of them helpful. Education, it’s a good thing.

While, time marches on, and porn catches up with sex toy innovation, eventually. Thus do we arrive at Crazy About You: A Lesbian Anal Love Story from Kink Unlimited, in which Dana Vespoli executes an ambitious series of intrusions into the ass of London Rivers. I can safely say that the anal tunnel plug and Magic Wand orgasm photos (here and here) are “just” the foreplay. How else is Dana gonna get things loosened up enough for the huge strapon dildo invasion? (Sure, sucking that monster rubber dick may help, but it’s hardly sufficient.) And then there’s still Dana’s fist to be worked up in there…

Was it “happily ever after” for these two anal lovebirds? Well, you be the judge:

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Here’s another amateur-looking photo from my old Usenet folders. Apparently the lady of the house is taking some “her time” with her Hitachi and some porn:

For those who don’t remember, Variations was a Penthouse publication, full of supposed letters from readers (actually written by paid writers) about sexy and kinky adventures.

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This is one of those jokes that’s hugely context-dependent. From adult actress and comedienne Sovereign Syre, it’s funny. From just about any dude, the creep factor would devour the joke:

Every morning I can hear when my upstairs neighbor leaves for work…and when his wife turns on her hitachi after he’s gone.

— Sovereign Syre (@SovereignSyre) February 22, 2019

One of these mornings I’m gonna go up there and give her a real orgasm so we can all go back to bed.

— Sovereign Syre (@SovereignSyre) February 22, 2019

There’s something quite captivating about the utter abandonment with which the handcuffed and nipple-clamped Edin Sin surrenders to Cherry Torn’s powerful vibrator and her own inevitable series of unavoidable orgasms in this shoot from Kink Unlimited.

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I guarantee you that somewhere in the ErosBlog audience, someone who has experienced the joys of powerful vibration just completely lost her train of thought — and possibly her motivation for Friday afternoon office tasks — when she saw this photograph, entirely due to the power of Pavlovian association.

Photo courtesy of Sexually Broken.

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