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July 2nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Patriotic Correction

As we slide into the Independence Day holiday on the great 250th anniversary et cetera, with powerful forces insisting contrary to the testament of history that we’ve always been a Christian nation, it only seems just and righteous that we all be prepared to accept religious instruction when it presents itself:

nun spanking with bible paddle

This is Little Puck dressed as Mother Superior instructing a spurious Sister Kathryn Mae in a Kink.com shoot titled simply Amen. The reason for that title becomes rather clear if you watch the short video clip below.

As is customary, Kink.com is running an 4th of July sale. Orgasms are much safer, cheaper, and more pleasurable than fireworks, and they’re (usually) better tolerated by your pets, too!

kink.com 4th of july sale banner

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February 16th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Improving Domestic Communications

Among the literary stretch marks you can see on the recent skin of my corpus of blog posts, if you squint hard enough, is that I try these days not to over-specify the gender of the little sexual fantasies I sometimes arrange with a few words around the photos and artwork posted here on ErosBlog.

noisy argument in the kitchen

For example, instead of suggesting insupportably that every husband sometimes dreams of shutting his wife’s mouth with his cock, I might these days strive for a less-gendered phrasing to indicate the same thing. Such as, perhaps: No matter how happy a marriage may be, there comes for every spouse an inevitable moment of rising and irresistible lust to stop an outburst of unwelcome verbal feedback with a mouthful of stiff cock:

bdsm blowjob man and wife bondage porn

It’s probably not even true, but it makes for decent porn sales copy. And this is the 21st century, after all. Wives are allowed to have cocks too, so it’s a perfectly egalitarian sentiment, even if the photos chosen today don’t represent that dynamic.

blindfolded with her apron for a rope bondage spousal face fucking

Anyway, in Teaching Her A Lesson from Kink.com, we are treated to precisely such a domestic moment. She berates him across the kitchen island, the “discussion” moves to the living room, and angry words turn into face fucking, rough sex, and eventually, tenderness and smiles.

Although I can’t swear that any lessons were actually learned, the screeching and berating does wrap up very quickly, and is replaced by softer tones from both spouses and much better uses for their mouths. Surely that counts for a lot?

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December 22nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Malleted (And Pegged) By A Krampus Elf

You know labor relations are going downhill for Santa Claus when his best elf, as embodied by the beautiful and fierce Victoria Voxxx, picks up a large mallet from Santa’s workshop and rallies the other elves to declare a work stoppage. And when they go all Krampus on Santa’s ass… literally? It’s a hot time at the North Pole tonight!

Krampus dominatrix coming for Santa with a big mallet

rebellious elves gather around an unconscious bondage Santa Claus

domme elf pegging Santa

Photos are from Divided We Beg, United We Peg. And you should know that Kink.com is having a pretty good holiday sale this week!

Kink.com Christmas sale banner 2025

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November 2nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Telling Faerie Tales

I missed telling you about the annual Kink.com Halloween sale before Halloween rolled around, but at least at the time of this writing Kink.com hasn’t terminated the sale yet. They’re advertising six months for $66, which is a pretty good deal!

Chuck Faerie smiling broadly

These photos are from a shoot called Merciless Faerie Tales:

Chuck Fearie forced bondage orgasm

As always, it’s Chuck Faerie’s smile that gets me. Smiles have been my BDSM porn downfall for literal decades.

kink.com halloween sale 2025 banner

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July 8th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

She’s Having Cock For Dessert

I believe these 39 frames of an effortless-looking deep throat blowjob envelopment are from one of the infamous dinner parties they used to throw at The Upper Floor back when Kink.com operated out of the Armory in San Francisco:

talented woman on her knees at a dinner party takes a stiff cock all the way to the root in one gulp

I don’t recognize the talented lady wearing the feather plumage, but one of you might.

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June 20th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Big Anal Dildo

It’s been a little while since I looked at the current shoots being produced for the Everything Butt channel at Kink.com and honestly? I had forgotten just how anally ambitious they tend to be:

large anal dildo halfway inserted

Photo is from the recent Ass Service shoot starring Lauren Phillips and Victoria Voxxx.

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June 5th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Kenzia’s Tickle Predicament

pretty brunette is tied up and her boobs will be revealed if she opens her mouth to laugh from the tickling of her armpits

Right now one of the hottest video clips on pay-per-view porn clip site Clips4Sale (#6 as I write this) is a cute predicament bondage tickling scene called Kitzia’s Unfair Challenge. Poor girl! Our busty heroine is all tied up, as it were, with her arms held well up out of the way and her generous bosoms hidden only by a flap of blouse fabric that will fall down if she doesn’t keep it secure in place by holding onto some chains that she grips with her mouth. Her problem, and our tease, is that some terrible villain is tickling her armpits! How long can poor Kitzia preserve her modesty against the assaults of a determined tickle-master?

It doesn’t help, of course, that literally none of us are rooting for her…

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