Dude, that’s got to tingle. But, what’s up with the knit undies?
Don’t worry, ladies and interested gentlemen! The weird underwear doesn’t stay on for long.
Photo credit: Men On Edge.
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January 10th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Double Hitachi Dick Attack
January 9th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
My Hitachi Broke
You know those dating and cam sites that advertise by sending mails pretending to be from some lonely, horny girl who “saw the pics on your profile” and wants to get to know you better? Well, one of those in my inbox had an especially-clever subject line tonight:
“My Hitachi broke. :( I hope you’re available!”
If it were real, would that be flattering, or insulting? It’s hard to tell!
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April 22nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Hitachi Didn’t Feel The Magic (Wand)
There were tweets flying in the sexy-blogging community last week about Hitachi taking steps to distance itself from its famous Hitachi Magic Wand “personal massager” product, widely and justly famous as a very powerful (because it’s got a power cord that plugs into the wall, and a large motor) sexual vibrator. (It’s the one with the large bulbous head that you see in all the “forced orgasm” BDSM porn, like the porn I linked to here.)
But it wasn’t clear from the tweets exactly what had gone down. Did Hitachi stop making the vibrator for commercial reasons and sell off the “Magic Wand” brand and design IP? Or did they just take “Hitachi” off the package because they were skeeved by the sexual success of their “massager”? Nothing was clear.
This article by Laura Anne Stuart For Express Milwaukee goes a long way toward clarifying the situation. In The Rebirth of the Magic Wand, we learn that:
[The Magic Wand’s] inventor and manufacturer has been growing increasingly uncomfortable with the Magic Wand’s reputation as a sex toy. Hitachi, a Japanese company, also makes and many other products, and it doesn’t want its brand name to be primarily associated with orgasms. Like that famous scene from Sex and the City where Samantha pays a visit to Sharper Image, the company insists in vain, “It’s not a vibrator–it’s a neck massager!”
The Magic Wand is distributed in the United States by Vibratex… According to the Vibratex rep at ILS, Hitachi had decided to stop manufacturing the Magic Wand altogether. Vibratex, sensing the wailing, gnashing of teeth and possible rioting that would ensue if this came to pass, convinced the company to keep producing it, but remove the Hitachi name from the product. In June, the Hitachi Magic Wand will be re-launched as the Original Magic Wand, with new packaging and a slightly different design.
The rest of the article has some interesting information about the sexual history of the Hitachi Magic Wand, along with user-impressions of the minor design changes (basically: minor improvements).
As Laura Ann Stewart points out, sex-shop customers currently ask for “the Hitachi” and not the “Magic Wand” when they are shopping for a powerful vibrator. I know Hitachi is a huge industrial company, but it doesn’t have any other product brand associations for me; say “Hitachi” to me and I think “Magic Wand”. I’m fascinated by the brand management calculus under which that’s a bad thing to be rooted out, rather than a seedling to be nurtured and grown.
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May 18th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Your Exorcist Today Will Be Father Hitachius
Here’s another Twitter commentary on the justly-famous Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator:
@amiewee: Hitachis don’t make love to you. They exorcise orgasms from you.
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May 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Another Hitachi Magic Wand Fan
When people ask (and they do, which is bizarre, but there it is) for vibrator advice, I always mention the Hitachi Magic Wand because it seems to have so many raving female fans. I just found another one:
The hitachi is my very most favorite sex toy, bar none. I broke three rabbits, bought other cute and buzzy things. I always thought that the hitachi was for grandmas. And then…I saw it in enough kink.com vids (seriously) that I became obsessed with knowing if it was really that good.
For Valentine’s day this year, I bought myself a hitachi. I then proceeded to come 18 times in one session (maybe 20-30 minutes long) and 19 times in 10 minutes the following day. I’m sort of inclined to multiples (not every woman is, and there’s nothing wrong with that) but HOLY GOD.
In short: Yes, I think the hitachi is THAT GOOD.
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October 25th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Big TS Cocks In Utopia
Science fiction is wonderful. Among other things, it brings us this trans-girl space pilot on a long haul. It would appear that, being bored, she unpacked all her sex toys, fired up some freaky holographic alien milking porn, whipped out her “modified and supercharged” dick that she got during her last shore leave, and managed for just long enough to not think about the unpleasant task of wiping down every interior surface of her travel pod. (She knows she should have thought twice about getting the “super-squirt” enhancement, but there’s a cute redhead at Triton base who is really gonna dig it.)
In the future, bioengineering and nanotechnology offer us hope for a lot more body plasticity. It does not take a skilled prognosticator to predict that the early adopters and serious money in this tech will gravitate immediately to genital modification. A blessing, obviously, for trans people, to easily adjust their body until they’re happy with their parts. But who among us wouldn’t take the opportunity to make something bigger or smaller or a different shape, if it was no more effort than getting a new piercing?
Honestly, this kind of scifi backstory is the only possible explanation for the profusion of trans women with monster dongs in hentai porn. What I appreciate are the artists whose science-fictional speculations extend to thinking about social and cultural consequences. Imagine for a moment the year in their lives that young people in such a society reach legal age for plasticity treatments. There will be cock fads. And when all the young women at the school suddenly pop dicks the size of their arms, they’re gonna have to get together to compare and play with them:
I hope my light-hearted celebration here of the potential for easy genital plasticity will not be understood as mocking the difficulties of actual trans people in our present non-science-fiction dystopic society. Body dysmorphia is real, and plastic surgery is limited in what it can accomplish even when it’s available, as it too-often is not. I know that plenty of trans women keep and enjoy (and even make money with, if we can judge by the existence of cam sites like TSYUM) their original equipment. Others, reportedly, do not do these things, or would prefer not to if they had that option. The easy science-fictional body plasticity that I imagine in this post is, IMO, just one of the benefits that everyone will enjoy under the fully automated luxury gay space communism that all correct-thinking people aspire to. In such a future, having the body shape that you want will be just another human right.
I’ll leave you with these last two images, which we might file under the category of “things to do with your huge new cock”:
If you want to complain that all of the things to do with your huge new cock are boringly predictable, I make no apologies. Predictable, sure, I’ll cop to that. But never boring!
May 2nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Quality Couch Time
After too long locked indoor with each other, sometimes you just want a little quiet time. Paige wants to read a book, but Violet won’t leave her alone:
Paige doesn’t mind — much — but she also doesn’t shrink from womanhandling her horny roommate and deploying technology to get back to her book faster.
Photos are from I’m Bored And I Want To Play, via Kink Unlimited.
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