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February 17th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Stroke Book Salad Tossing

Southern Tramp -- early 1980s anonymous stroke book featuring an overwrought analingus 'salad tossing' scene

There are reasons the stroke books of the 70s and 80s up and vanished pretty much as soon as “real porn” on VHS tape became widely available. These cheap little paperbacks aren’t usually remembered with much fondness, except perhaps for their cover art (usually the best thing about them). The quality of the erotic prose inside is perhaps a large part of why. I can’t tell if this is a simple bit of salad tossing anal foreplay or a ritual cult sacrifice:

But Melanie had one more virginal orifice Jarvis wanted to explore.

“Turn over on your belly, baby,” he ordered huskily.

Obediently, Melanie rolled over. Jarvis’ eyes greedily swept down to the full, firm cheeks of her creamy, translucent ass. He ran his fingers down her back and dug them into the pliant, shimmering mounds of flesh. Spreading them apart, he revealed the sweet winking rosette of her unviolated asshole. It was pink and puckered and looked incredibly tight.

Jarvis scooted down and lowered his face slowly until it was inches away from the marshmallow-like lobes of her high, firm buns. He blew hot air between the quivering butt cheeks, and slowly leaned forward. Puckering his lips, he pressed them against the quivering bunghole, letting her buttocks close about his face. He forked out his tongue greedily and swiped it over the slick, tight anus, tasting the pungent flavor of it, his heart hammering violently in his chest.

Melanie’s body jerked and she gave an astonished gasp of pleasure. Jarvis was revealing to her erotogenic areas she had never imagined could be aroused before. Jarvis began to work his tongue back and forth rapidly, plunging the tip of it against the puckered maw, inserting it slowly into the tight, clenching muscle until it slid into the blazing, clutching interior of her colon.

A sob of dumbfounded delight broke in Melanie’s throat and she lifted her ass instinctively…

That’s a tiny excerpt from AG-109 Southern Tramp (#109 in the American Girls series, by an uncredited/anonymous author).

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March 9th, 2005 -- by Bacchus

Can’t Get Your Salad Tossed?

Trust the fast food industry to find the solution to your little problem:


toss your own salad

It might help to be, er, more than usually flexible.

 
June 24th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Veronica Tosses A Salad

Whose salad is Veronica tossing in this artwork by Rob Durham, while Betty looks on and waits impatiently for her turn? Is it Archie, Reggie, or Jugghead? Only the artist knows for sure:

veronica tosses a salad and licks a sticky Riverdale anus

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April 1st, 2016 -- by Bacchus

A Tossed Salad In Bedrock

 
August 6th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Tossing Her Own Salad

 
April 6th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Anilingus, Analingus, Dog Latin Is Killing Us

Yesterday’s ass-eating video clip led naturally, as these things do, to back-channel conversations about the nomenclature around what the dictionary people delicately call “erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus.”

analingus dictionary definition from Miriam Webster screenshot

The Wikipedia article on this sexual practice is under anilingus, where it is explained to be a sort of portmanteau of the Latin anus and -lingus, from lingere (to lick). However in English the spelling has morphed until it is more often seen as analingus than anilingus. Thus the Wikipedia editors, though not yet Miriam Webster, accept both spellings.

If dog Latin wasn’t fun, schoolboys and cunning armchair linguists wouldn’t have done so much of it since the empire fell. But what does all of this have to do with rimming and salad tossing? Here I shall let The Contemporary Dictionary of Sexual Euphemisms by Jordan Tate take up the taxonomical tale, even if (having been published in 2007) it no longer feels so very contemporary:

A derivation of eating out, tossing salad is a derogatory term aimed at emasculating homosexual men, by implying that because of their sexual orientation, they are inherently less masculine. When this euphemism was popularized, it only described the act of a man performing analingus on another man. The propagation of the term stemmed from the results of mixing various greens and dressing to achieve an even coating on each leaf. It was assumed that this type of care and precision was taken to coat the anus in saliva and prepare the anus for anal intercourse. It is this logical leap that hindered the initial popularity of tossing salad and why its origin still remains a mystery to so many. Tossing salad soon came to describe any sessions of analingus where the tongue penetrates the sphincter (thereby differentiating it from a “rim job”) regardless of intentions of anal intercourse.

And that, I think, is as much as most of us will ever need to know about the various terms for eating ass.

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August 23rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Chloë Gets Her A Taste

 
 
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