Brigitte Bardot, French Pastry

I found this advertisement for photos of Brigitte Bardot in the back of the July 1958 issue of True War magazine, a fairly lame men’s pulp:

I don’t know what postal rates in 1958 were, or printing costs either for that matter. But somehow I suspect that no matter how “sensational and exciting” the photos were, to get forty of them reproduced and in an envelope and delivered for a buck means that corners were being cut somewhere. Maybe they weren’t so “big” or maybe they weren’t so “glossy” or maybe they were printed on paper so thin you could see through it. But one way or another, I predict a disappointed customer. By way of comparison, the magazine in which the advertisement appeared cost 35 cents, but (a) it wasn’t shipped via the post office and (b) it had sixty pages of dull thin grey newsprint. The only thing glossy about it was the front and back cover.

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Self-Preservation Is Nature’s Law

This vintage condom advertisement tells a sad tale of two different condom sellers using the name of Phillips. “Those other Philips condoms? They’re not as good as our Philips condoms. In fact, that lady isn’t even really named Philips. But that good stuff about condoms she wrote in that infamous and obscene handbill that you probably saw? That stuff is all true. At least if you buy ours.”

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Blowing A Seven Inch…Sandwich

This Burger King ad is so tacky I thought it was a spoof at first, but apparently it’s real and ran in print in Singapore:

The small print ad copy begins (and I am not making this up): “Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste…”

Thanks to alert reader James for the tip.