The Toucan Of Anal Revenge

Versions of this image are all over the web but good sourcing is hard to come by. This German forum seems to suggest that a camera panned over a manuscript page where this was an illustration during a show on the History Channel, but as citations go, I admit that’s pretty lame:

I guess the idea was to suggest that oral sex, if you were so foolish to partake, would be punished by a toucan with a fierce anal fixation?

Weapon Of Ass Destruction

Despite the tiredness of the titular pun, a literal exemplar has turned up in a comic called “The Black Czarina” by one Salomon Grundig. The other title I considered for this post was “The World’s Fanciest Cock Ring”, but when the talk balloon reads “My shaft is girded in armor that will prove very effective in producing pain when it enters your little ass” I figured I should go with the destruction headline:

I’m sparing you all, gentle readers, from the next panel with the splashing red ink.

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