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The Purpose Of Those Alien Anal Probes

Friday, April 19th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

These graphic images from Alienz by the artist Depuceleur make it plain once and for all that the infamous alien anal probes are purely recreational from the alien perspective:

recreational alien anal probes

The unwelcome alien buttsex has got nothing at all to do with procreation. For that, they’ve got an entirely different unpleasant implantation and impregnation procedure that they like to inflict on captive Earth women:

aliens implanting impregnation grubs

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I For One Welcome Our New Sex Robot Overlords

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 -- by Bacchus

Outside of the hentai realm you don’t see a lot of science fiction pornography, and what you do see is usually hilariously awful. I’m not sure exactly why that is, given all the fun you could have with big hard shiny implacable stainless steel sex robots and lustful tentacle-y aliens and autonomous anal probes and mind control rays and force whips and … oh, wait, am I talking out loud here?

Moving rapidly along.

Anyway, the folks at FuckingMachines.com may not be making science fiction, but they do understand the attraction of cruel implacable hard steel sex robot machinery and the considerable advantages of the indefatigable electric motor. Nor do they shrink from restraining mere human flesh when it might otherwise flinch away from and thus miss out on the intense mechanical pleasures of the machine age. In space, it is said, no one can hear you scream. But why go all the way to space when you can achieve the same effect with a high quality latex vacuum bondage bed?

girl in latex vacuum bondage getting fucked by the tongue machine

Princess Leia in chains was cute. Han Solo in carbonite was novel. But this, I submit, would have been a better fate for either one of them, and would have immensely livened up the movie theater of my youth. Besides, wouldn’t old Jabba the Hut have enjoyed the heck out of a implacable robotic tongue-saw?

woman in latex bondage getting licked by automatic sex robot tongue machine

Science fiction this may not be, but it sure is entertaining!

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