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This Pipe Sucks Ass

Saturday, January 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Apparently this ass-sucking pot pipe was an article of commerce in finer headshops near you back in 2008 or so:

black pot pipe that shaped like a kneeling woman holding an apple; the user would be required to suck the smoke out of her ass

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Adorned For Display

Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

This would be a delightful view even without the piercing jewelry, the begemmed buttplug, and the tattoos. But with them? It’s a genuine work of art, as all must agree:

spread pussy with leg tattoos, clit jewelry, and a jeweled butt plug

From Her Anal Toy on Kink Prime.

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Chloë In The Grass

Friday, July 8th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

What? Has it really been more than a month since we last had a visit with Chloë, the queen of 90s anal? Well, we can’t have that! So here she is, all ready for her anal picnic to start:

Chloë Des Lysses spreads her ass cheeks to show off her puckered anus all ready for an outdoor buttsex pounding

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Old Astronomer, Ancient Pickup Line

Monday, November 19th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

You hate to see that sort of thing at this level of play, but yes, my friends, he really did it. He invited her up to his observatory because, he said, the conditions were perfect for “observing Uranus.” And so there she is, over his lap with no pants on:

observing her anus

Artwork is from the cover of Le Avventure Di Cappuccetto Rosso #22.

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Dicks In Leonardo da Vinci’s Notebooks

Tuesday, January 10th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

davinci-dicks

From Tumblr:

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

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Buzzing Her Bottom

Saturday, August 6th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

vibrator up her butt and in her anus

This anal vibrator action is from the Italian fumetti comic Pig.

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Freakish Inverted Pussy

Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

anal sex over an upside down pussy

I do not claim to be the world’s most experienced cocksman. I haven’t had more sex partners than I can remember. But I do feel I know my way around the basic parameters of female sexual geography. Which is why I became consternated when I saw the following panel in a Dofantasy sex comic called Down The Road, drawn by Templeton:

her clit is on the wrong end of her pussy

That roundish structure! If it’s not her clitoral parts (which we would never expect to find so near her anus) then what, exactly, is it supposed to be? We’ve all encountered internet sex writing that betrayed a certain lack of experience with female sexual anatomy, but artwork too? That’s a new one on me.

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Koonago Enema

Sunday, February 7th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Remember koonago? It’s the Japanese erotic art style that Bondage Blog describes as

The peculiar Japanese anime style artwork featuring miniature women [that] appears to be all about reducing the sexual threat or challenge of members of the opposite sex, by reducing them to a fantasy size where they are trivially easy to control.

I think that might be what’s going on here:

koonago enema

There’s a darker interpretation in which our koonago-master’s wee captive is being prepped for the specimen jar, but… let’s hope not.

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Big Anus, Big Taste

Sunday, May 24th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

If this is real and not a Photoshop job (which would have been too easy) then some low-level flunky in the ad-printing shop just lost his job:

anus, not angus
Sing it with me people:

♫ It’s a good time ♫
♫ for the great taste ♫
♫ of anus! ♫

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Prepare Your Anus

Monday, July 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

It doesn’t look to me like there’s adequate lube and preparation for this incipient penetration:

prepare-your-anus

The artwork appears around the web with the French caption “La chose sa pressait contre le cratère de mon anus”, but no artist or source information is ready to hand.

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Mixed Message

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Another bummer of a tattoo, by my standards:

anal sex tattoo

It’s the anal variety again. And it says “Fun Center” — which is at least defensible. If it weren’t for the ring of barbed wire inside the words. Talk about your mixed messages!

As seen on Tumblr.

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Vintage Anal Raunch

Monday, August 16th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

A lot of vintage porn is “ho hum” because of changes in the times. Publication standards, camera technology and lighting, media and media preservation issues, shifting morals and taboos, it all combines to make great-grandfather’s porn seem pretty lame, tame, or boring … usually.

And then every now and then something like this bit of raunch from Vintage Lust will, if you’ll excuse the turn of phrase, pop up:

vintage anal exposure

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The Ginger Went Up Her Butt

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

The shooting conditions and model treatment during the production of kinky porn has been a recurrent topic of discussion here at Eros Blog. From severe European caning videos (here and here) to purest San Francisco kink (here and here), what it’s like to be the “done unto” model is always interesting to hear about.

Thus I viewed with fascination a cautionary video published by Kink.com last month about an Everything Butt shoot that featured a ginger figging. The ginger plug vanished up the model’s butt (Figging.com says they may have carved it wrong) and we get to see how they handled it, with narration by the model.

how to carve a ginger fig

It’s all very calm and professional, although the visuals may raise your hair — at one point in the video, they’ve got a huge metal anal-retractor device in her bottom and it put me in mind of that immortal lyric from the end of Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean:

“With jacks and timbers they started back down,
Then came a rumble, way down in the ground.
Smoke and gas belched out of that mine
and everybody knew it was the end of the line
for Big John.”

Fig-carving art is from the Figging.com blog post about the incident, which also has a lot of details from the video.

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Shitty Weather Coming

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

The weather forecast is bad, and I don’t like the look of those ominous clouds:

enormous anus in the clouds

 

Peeling Root Vegetables During Sex

Monday, February 21st, 2005 -- by Bacchus

I realize that the casual reader is going to be distracted by the impending figging (“Ginger? Why’s he peeling ginger? Where’s it going?”), but to me the fantastic part of this post is the multi-tasking ability of the man in question. Here he’s managing to keep up the old in-out-in-out while doing a tricky task involving manual dexterity and a sharp implement:

This time I have a pretty good idea of what is going to happen. Something we’d been discussing for a while. He runs out to the living room and back, and returns to fucking me. However, this time he’s rearranged the garbage can, and is peeling a chunk of ginger at the same time…. Some ginger juice got dripped on my back, and it was just this nice pleasant sharp cold sensation, like rubbing alcohol on healthy skin. Soon that same sensation was in my crotch as he was fucking me. I remember being a little concerned about whether it would be hurting him or not, but mostly thinking that I was enjoying it. Soon the ginger was ready and he was pressing it against me.

From here via Figging.com.

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