The President’s Birthday Blowjob

I had been observing a quiet moratorium on outbound Tumblr links due to the whole robots.txt “hide the porn from the search engines” fiasco, but as that particular Pornocalyptic shit-show appears to be on late-summer hiatus, I guess it’s safe to resume for now.

Herewith, your Tumblr dispatch from that sideways-in-time universe in which President Obama gets a celebratory birthday blowjob (and perhaps just a bit of titty-fucking) from a spectacularly-endowed Marilyn Monroe:

Barack and Marilyn

Since it’s Tumblr, a backup link is never out of line.

20014 update: BOTH of those Tumblr links died, but I think I’ve found a more stable link to the comic.

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He Loves His Wife

So I just saw Barbara Walters on TV, asking the Obamas “So why where you hugging so hard in Iowa?”

As Michelle takes a breath to answer, Barak jumps in with a shaking head and a genial tone that nonetheless conveys he’s answering a stupid question: “Because I love my wife!” The “Duh…” was unstated but audible nonetheless.

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