Beats The Hell Out Of Aspirin Tablets

I’m sure this is an ancient joke but it was new to me when I heard it:

Birth control pills: the second-best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

Ancient sexually-repressed billionaires should take note…

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“Whee! To The Moon!”

Author Cat Valente writes:

Right this very second, here in the US, we are having an actual, serious, if incredibly stupid, conversation about whether or not women should have easy access to birth control. We are having this conversation because significant humans in our government believe women should not have access to it at all. I’m super excited about that, because it means it’s 1965 and we’re gonna go to the moon soon.

It’s funny because it’s true.