Suck It All Down
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This blonde is doing a good job of taking in the entire dick. Her gag reflex, she has it mastered:
Animated clip is from a Brazzers video, but I don’t know which one.
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Clean Feet For A Pretty Blonde
Friday, January 6th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
I think the average nude blonde probably overestimates the importance of having clean feet, but it’s OK, we’ll wait. We don’t mind at all, actually:
Photo is by Mona Kuhn.
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A Sexy Nude At Sunset
Saturday, September 10th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
If you are the sort of fast-talking rogue with a silver tongue who can charm his pretty blonde wife into going with you for a sunset stroll along the lake shore wearing nothing but a sexy pair of knee-high leather boots, you might as well convince her to pose for a special photograph to memorialize the occasion:
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A Swim With A Blonde
Wednesday, April 6th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Even if you don’t like swimming, you couldn’t really say no to the come-hither glances of this blonde when she’s fixin’ to take a little dip:
The seductive model is Leah from the long-defunct site XOXOleah.com.
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Six Insertables
Sunday, February 20th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Apropos the previous post on the perils of online sex toy shopping, one way around the problem is of course to order a lot of toys in hopes of finding that one perfect size. Of course, this is a problem if your romantic partner is a completist collector who insists on watching you use all of them:
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It’s Movie Night!
Thursday, December 16th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
It’s 1963. This stacked blonde invites you to her house to watch some “special European” movies on her home projector. Of course you’ll be there on time, you dunderhead!
Via Kinky Delight. I did some searching to see if I could identify the good-time blonde. I could not and did not. But I did find the same photo in living color! I’ll take it:
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Ninety Eight Cent Plastic Blonde
Tuesday, November 9th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Is she a blonde in a bathtub? Or a crappy plastic figurine in a flimsy puzzle box with a hidden spring-loaded catch? Through the magical machinations of the Novelty Mart corporation, she can be both! And all for the low price of just $.98:
As seen in the pages of the January 1951 issue of Planet Stories.
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Furry Fun With A Pretty Blonde
Tuesday, October 26th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
I’m sure this post is going to get me in trouble with people of fuzz. Is it even fair to call some dude (?) in a baggy zip-up bear suit a furry, when some of those people put hundreds of hours or thousands of dollars worth of craft labor into their elaborate fursuits? Is it even fur, when it’s plush? Is there a whole other “plushy” community? Do plushies and furries fight, or are they best friends? Is that costume even supposed to represent a bear? Maybe it’s a dog, which would make this a visual “doggy-style” pun? There’s so much I do not know!
The only thing I do know, maybe, if I can trust the metadata in the filename, is that the photo is by Matthew Cooke. I’d love to know who the big-mouthed blonde is. She’s into it, or pretending very well!
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Her Guilty Pleasure
Monday, September 13th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
We don’t know what kind of internet porn this blonde is watching while she wanks, but from the look on her face it’s pretty nasty and transgressive. Probably she tells herself after every session of orgasmic “her time” that she’s not going to look at that horrible stuff again:
Via Kinky Delight. From the style I believe the artist may be John Persons.
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Skinny Dipping: Contraindicated
Thursday, September 24th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
3D computer art tools have gotten a lot better, over the many years that I have been watching artists make porn with them. Indeed, they’re so good now, they let artists of a certain inclination illustrate with extreme clarity the hazards of going skinny dipping in the wrong body of water. Poor Goldilocks here had to learn the hard way:
This tentacle-sexing artwork is from a series called Perils Of The Pond by Gee3D.
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Bent-Over Blondes On Tap
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus
One thing I’ve always celebrated here at ErosBlog is sexual diversity. Despite my own fairly narrowly-monogamous hetero tastes and habits, I’m fascinated by the wide variety of sexy stuff horny people get up to that I would never have considered. But sexual diversity doesn’t have to mean kinks, fetishes, or any of the eighteen officially-registered flavors of gayness. It also encompasses people of highly specific (even if otherwise mundane) sexual tastes.
Consider the guy whose main joy in sexual life is fucking blondes from behind. Hard and often. Nothing else really does it for him. I mean, he can perform the full range of erotic behaviors that you’d find in the stereotypical sexually unadventurous American bedroom, but it’s all kind of flat for him. Except when he’s jamming his jim-jam up inside a bent-over blonde. Then, he comes sexually alive. His dick is twenty percent stiffer, his eyes are ten percent wider, and he comes forty percent more forcefully. Boffing a blonde on her knees? That’s what sex means to this guy.
It’s not a fetish, precisely. It’s just what our man likes. It could be anything. He’s probably got a co-worker who lives for the feeling of getting blown by a chonky brunette with enough ponytail for him to wrap around his fist. The girl who checks him into his health club? She has a thing for skinny little intellectuals with talented tongues. Everybody has sexual interests and preferences, and in some people, these are amazingly strong and specific.
So, our dude who likes to belly up to a kneeling blonde’s ass, what’s he supposed to do? There’s really two main strategies, and he may employ them both at different times in his life. The first and most obvious is to find and marry some compatible woman who enjoys being the object of his narrow affections. If he meets a lusty blonde with a pretty butt who doesn’t mind spending three nights a week with her face in the mattress, he’d be a wise man to put a ring on that. Maybe it works, or maybe she gets tired of his narrow sexual focus in a few years, but it’s worth a try. Marriage is risky that way, but for the people it works for, it can really work.
But a lot of guys aren’t ready for that. For them, the answer is lots of casual sex. Smacking a different blonde’s ass every week? It’s not an impossible dream, not in the era of online dating and hookup sites like RealCasualSex.com. It works because if your sexual interests are narrow, this won’t be instantly evident to a revolving parade of new sex partners. It’s possibly a lot easier than finding someone who wants to spend a lifetime in the same sexual position. Plus, a different blonde every week… how is that not fun?
It’s also the case that narrow sexual interests can broaden over a lifetime. I don’t think that happens smoothly and continuously; I speculate that it’s influenced by your specific sex partners. I’m not saying that plowing through fifty doggiestyle blondes would cure our hypothetical narrowly-focused horndog, but among their numbers, he might meet a golden-haired houri who leads him quite happily to sexual places he never expected to visit. In fact, I think it’s pretty likely.
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Public Orgasm
Thursday, August 6th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Sometimes, it’s a nice sunny day, you’re at the biker rally with some good friends and some friendly strangers, and there’s really nothing better to do than strip naked and give everybody a really good view of a woman having an orgasm. It’s an educational public service, really, if you want to think about it that way:
This photo circulates to this day, without attribtion, on various amateur/exhibitionist sites. However, from the size of the digital cameras and the lack of cell phones on display, I’d guess it dates to the first few years of the 21st century.
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Good Sheets Matter
Monday, December 10th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Men sometimes forget — or perhaps never comprehend in the first place — the seductive power of really good bedding. This shot of Kristine Hansen from Kinky Delight may help would-be gentlemen everywhere to remember:
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Luxurious Furry Blonde
Friday, April 27th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
One of the many great things pinup art is good for is letting us enjoy the look of a luxurious fur without having to worry about how many furry creatures died to create the garment:
This luxurous blonde is from a 1949 piece of pinup calendar art titled Lush Bint, by David Wright.
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Naked Sandy, Dead Sandy
Saturday, April 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Meet Sandy! In 1975, when this full-color French-language Terrificolor: Les pions maudits horror comic was published by Elvifrance, an impetuously-naked blonde like her could only have one fate. And thus, or “inévitablement” as the comic lettering has it, she does in the end get her head cut off by a haunted set of empty armor. But not before we get to enjoy her nakedness in several more perky panels:
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“Made You Look, Hog-Face!”
Thursday, April 12th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
In this vision of the future, there is no carnival or amusement park so bizarre that a warthog-faced alien festooned with biological eye-shaped cam-orbs won’t stop, do a double-take, and stay to goggle at a beautiful blonde human woman pleasuring herself on the fairway:
From the cover of Ultimissime Proibite #2.
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Blonde Debauchery In 1950s Paris
Tuesday, August 8th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Debauched Parisian blondes, who could ever tire of them? This is from Color Climax 101 (1979), which calls itself “The Original Hard-Core Sex Magazine” on the masthead:
The text reads:
Paris in the fifties, was what one might of called the “Golden Age” of dirty postcards, “les photos cochonnes” as the French would say. There was absolutely nothing under the sun that had not been depicted in one way or another. In fact the only difference between then and now, was that the female models were either high class whores, or simply: debauched girls who liked the excitement of being involved in something forbidden. Here is one of those girls. My friend and I posed for hundreds of pictures with her, and enjoyed every minute of it. It goes without saying, of course, every time we fucked her, we would go on until the three of us collapsed from ecstatic exhaustion. Those were the good old days.
As near as I can tell from automated translation assistance, “les photos cochonnes” might be roughly translated as “photos of sluts”, although the literal meaning of cochon is simply “pig”.
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A Firm Grip On The Blonde
Tuesday, September 20th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
It’s striking to me how much change in overall mood there is between these two sequential photos in a shoot at Pascals Subsluts. Amazing how much difference lighting and camera angle can make!
The blonde model is Misha Mayfair.
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No Boring Blondes
Friday, July 15th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Honestly I don’t see how this girl could ever be boring:
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A Firm Grip On Her Ear
Tuesday, January 19th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Even in BDSM porn, you don’t see a good firm “come along, dear” thumb-and-finger ear-gripping very often:
This one is from a shoot at The Upper Floor; there’s more here.
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Sara Sloane Topless
Sunday, July 19th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Always popular: a demure blonde with an impressive, ah, presentation. Case in point:
That’s Sara Sloane in the movie Bikini Land from Hustler HD. More Sarah here.
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Roy, The Class Wanker
Tuesday, May 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Depending on your point of view, you could take this as a parable against jerking off in class. Or, you could take it as a parable against sitting directly in front of the class wanker:
Panels are from Confiscated Twins 6, a Dofantasy comic by Fernando.
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Busty Blonde Indian Aficionado
Thursday, January 31st, 2013 -- by Bacchus
When I first encountered this picture it made me think of my father (no longer with us). He’d have appreciated… well, there are the usual things about this picture he’d have appreciated, but in addition he’d have appreciated the advertising sign for the 1934 Indian motorcyle, just to the right of model Natally Gold’s head:
Found here.
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Slow Sunny Afternoon
Thursday, November 1st, 2012 -- by Bacchus
So in this story, it all starts when the Pretty Girl character (played by Alyssa Branch) stared out her window at a bright summer afternoon. And she was not amused. In fact, she was bored. “Cletus, I’m bored.” Whatever is there to do?
Then she thought of something to do, and she was transformed:
Pictures courtesy of Little Mutt.
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More Art In My Porn
Thursday, March 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
From time to time I stumble over art photos hidden in the ocean of porn. Or so it sometimes seems to me — your mileage may vary. The latest are these pictures of blonde Alani Pi reacting to a hanging wall of electrified chains at Kink.com’s new Electrosluts site:
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A Summer Blonde
Saturday, March 26th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
This is the time of year when I’m always watching for signs of impending summer. Last week it was noticing the pool supplies appearing for sale at my local SuperMegaloMart; this week it’s a Femjoy summer beauty:
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Her Eyes Were Bigger Than Her Stomach
Monday, May 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Well, that’s not quite the right idiom, but “biting off more than she can chew” seems even more inapposite. Whatever, she seems to be having fun with this enormous black dildo:
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Vintage Bath Time
Monday, October 19th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
They say bath time is always more fun when you’ve got somebody to scrub your back for you:
From Usenet.
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The Uncertain Blonde
Monday, August 3rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus
This vintage topless photo amused me because of the ambiguity of the model’s gaze. Is she uncertain about taking her top off? Or just looking to the photographer to make sure he likes the way she’s doing it?
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Those Deadly Sirens
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus
The Sirens, as every mariner has known since the age of Homer, are a deadly hazard to navigation. Beyond that, not much about them is certain; even their names have been variously reported.
Until now, that is. Now, thanks to Kinky Delight and Met-Art, we know that in these modern times, they are called Julia, Viola, and Veronika:
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The Girls Of Summer
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Memorial Day has come and gone, so that makes it officially summer, right? Well, then.
Who wants to play some soccer with Sandy and Marina?
Photo credit: Met-Art.
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The Blonde Under Your Christmas Tree
Thursday, December 18th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
With her under your tree, your Christmas ought to be merry indeed:
I can’t arrange that, but for a few bucks, you can arrange to have her stripping on your Windows desktop in HD. If you can settle for (very high resolution) still pictures, they are free here.
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