Same Dick Forever

It is the custom, I know, for groomsmen or bridesmaids to “decorate” the getaway vehicle the newlyweds will drive away in. Sometimes these pranks are brutally reductive about the institution of marriage:

Custom or not, I believe there’s merit in a couple choosing to secure their transportation against this sort of levity. It would not be excessive to park in some hidden place a few miles away and then surprise everyone by driving off in a Uber.

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Cheeky And Her Bridesmaids

This looks like your typical demure bridal party, just a bride and her bridesmaids on her special day:

But, you might say, these girls are a bit cheekier than usual…

From Reality Kings.

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Panty Labels To Avoid Confusion

It’s a little unclear in this thumbnail, but if you click through to the large version at Kinky Delight, you can see that the women of this bridal party have chosen to label their panties, presumably to avoid any drunken confusion that might later be regretted:

The two bridesmaids on the left are labeled “Bridesmaid”, the bride herself has sensibly gone with “Mrs. [illegible]”, and the woman on the right is wearing panties that say “Maid Of Honor”.