LEG0 Sex Toys
Sunday, September 20th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Do your LEG0 mini figures have enough sex toys? This guy’s do!
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Anal “Training” With Heart
Friday, February 2nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus
If the notion of this Heart Anal Trainer Kit puts little hearts in your eyes (or wherever), this is the toy for you!
The Heart Anal Trainer Kit includes three butt plugs that come in different sizes (small, medium, and large) and is perfect for both beginners that want to ease into anal exploration, and for advanced players that want to add more variety to their collection. Lightweight and comfortable, the buttplugs in this kit have tapered tips and are made of pure silicone with a satin-smooth texture that makes insertion a breeze and allow for extended wear. The red heart gem at the base of each plug adds a sexy and playful mood to complete the scene. Perfect for any occasion, the Heart Anal Trainer Kit adds lustfully erotic sensations to play time!
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Rainbow/Unicorn Pony Tail Plugs
Friday, August 4th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
I watch the new sex toy releases so you don’t have to, and when items of delight appear, I try to let you know. Today’s rainbow explosion is a pair of pony-type tails for people, anchored in the most intimate and effective way with a glass butt plug, and available in two styles: regular rainbow or pastel unicorn colors. Either one will let people know that you’re no ordinary pony!
From the website:
The combination of silky synthetic animal hair and sturdy glass sculpture makes this ponytail butt plug from Crystal Delights a must-have toy for fun-loving ponyboys or ponygirls and their trainers. Available in rainbow or pastel unicorn colors, this high-quality, handcrafted adult toy will surely get your little pony whinnying with pleasure.
Uniquely tapered, the individually-made anal plug has a wide rounded bulb and a narrow neck attached to a thick, heavy base. The dense, shatter-resistant, nonporous body-safe borosilicate glass is easy to clean. Tail is detachable and made of high quality synthetic wig hair; if necessary, you can spot-clean the hair with a damp rag, then hang up to let dry.
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Not Quite A 3D-Printed Butt Plug
Saturday, March 18th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Back in 2013 I spent a bit of time and effort razzing the Thingiverse people for their adult-hostile terms of service, which at the time (I haven’t checked back in with them subsequently) contained the usual butt-covering boilerplate tending to suggest they’d probably forbid sex toys if anybody could figure out how to to print some body-safe ones (said not to be possible with the 3D printers and feedstocks then available). There’s not much sign that anything has changed at Thingiverse or with the technology of 3D printing, but one entertaining “not a sex toy, just a joke” design has popped up on Thingiverse that may amuse this readership. Behold the GoPro Body Mount by Peterthinks:
Peterthink’s official summary and post-print instructions read:
This started as a joke… it still is really. Print at your own risk, use at your own risk. Any day I don’t make the internet a little weirder is a waste of a day.
Print it, attach camera, insert, film event.
Evidently the bodysafe issue still looms large with 3D printables, however; because when a couple of commenters begin discussing potential practical solutions including acetone washes and silicone dips, Peterthink comes back with a more emphatic disclaimer:
This will never be safe to use. It’s just a joke. Print it, give it as a gift and get a laugh.
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Candy Heart Buttplugs
Thursday, January 26th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
I hardly think I’m the only one whose first experience of serious flirtation involved the exchange of those ubiquitous Valentine’s Day candy hearts with the messages printed on them. Ah, elementary school memories!
Well, we’re all adults now. We have private bedrooms, we have credit cards, and we buy sex toys. Which means that we’re free to take candy heart flirtation to a whole new level: naughty candy-heart butt plugs.
Here’s a bit more about the candy heart buttplugs:
Naughty Candy Heart plugs let you get the perfect message across during anal play: Be Mine! Or for that matter: Spank Me or Do Me Now!
With a soft satin finish and a perfectly-angled tip, these butt plugs slide in easily with water-based lube. Washable, flexible, and playful, the Naughty Candy Heart butt plugs aren’t just for Valentine’s Day; they’re for every opportunity that arises.
The plugs are made of the highest quality silicone and are hypoallergenic, nonporous, and boilable. The end of one of these plugs tapers off into a cute, heart-shaped base which allows for easy and comfortable removal and play. The smooth satin finish has a buttery soft touch that becomes slick with lube.
The words are molded into the plugs, so they won’t wear off with time. Super durable hygienic silicone plugs insert up to 3″ and are 1.5″ at the widest, for just the right amount of stimulation.
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#GodIMissSanFrancisco, plz RT
Sunday, September 26th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
From the department of “god how I miss San Francisco”, via Twitter:
Best part of walking to Folsom early is watching all the pigs and puppies changing and inserting tail butt plugs in their cars.
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