Esmerelda, Ass-Fucked
Thursday, September 22nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Yet another richly-drawn panel by Phenix, from the graphic novel Passion At Notre Dame:
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Kink University: Anal Sex 101
Saturday, December 27th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
The latest course from Kink University is all about the butt sex. Specifically, it’s a tutorial video called Anal Sex 101: How To “Get Them To The Greek”.
From the tutorial description:
Here’s how to introduce your partner to first time anal sex, with preparation, communication, and stimulation skills that maximize success, helping to ensure that you both enjoy the first experience and want to keep doing it again and again. With Emma Haize as his model, Danarama demonstrates a variety of techniques including the best positions for trying first time anal penetration, and Emma describes her own anal sexperiences and porn star insider tips for anal cherry-popping and a fun future of taking it up the ass and loving it!
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“Up The Bum, No Harm Done”
Tuesday, November 18th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
There’s an old trope about Catholic girls who are good girls, but not too good. The notion is that they are more likely than your average young lady to be open to a bit of anal sex, because it’s something they can do without threatening their (technical) virginity.
Somebody recently linked me to a hilarious (but visually PG-13) YouTube video of a comedy song by Garfunkel and Oates, called “The Loophole”, that explores this trope in vivid detail:
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Communication And Buttsex
Saturday, June 22nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
I found this Cheer Up, Emo Kid webcomic floating around loose on the internet:
Whilst I was trying to track down the canonical source link, I kept finding more copies of it on various comic “fail” blogs or with “fail” captions. I am bemused by this. Certainly there has been a failure of communication in a narrow technical sense. But he’s learning several valuable lessons all at once and having an unexpected new experience, how can that be “fail”?
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Fucking With Jesus
Friday, February 22nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
So I was searching Tumblr for posts tagged “buttsex” (as one does) when I came upon a rather rude image of Jesus, in agony, being fucked by four Roman soldiers after he’s been nailed to the (very short) cross. I’ll just screenshot that badboy as I found it, complete with the gloriously-understated banality of its tags: jesus, romans, buttsex.
I see a piece of art like that and my mind immediately goes to motive. Who made it, and why? Was it something somebody drew just for the troll value, for the sheer pleasure of poking Christians with a stick so they come boiling out of their ant hills? Was it a tongue-in-cheek anti-religious commentary in the old Victorian anti-clerical pornographic tradition? Could it have been actually intended as erotica, perhaps originally published in one of the gay print magazines alongside work by Tom of Finland or Etienne?
One thing that made me think “erotica” was the artful placement of Roman Soldier #4’s plume across the place where you’d expect to see a nail. You’ve got to be pretty sadistic to enjoy images of nailed appendages, but that metaphorical fig leaf makes it possible to imagine that The Dude is “only” tied there, should you so prefer. If trolling for outrage were the sole motive, why throw in that softening detail?
Just like that, I was lost in the deep weeds that are image searching for provenance. Would I find a whole body of hitherto-unsuspected blasphemous gay erotic art of the 1970s? Some DeviantArt genius with a very narrow fetish? An angry atheist with an airbrush? You never can tell these things in advance, it’s always a surprise.
The search was tricky, even arduous. Many sites were visited that featured a wild profusion of anti-religious imagery, mostly captioned in languages I do not speak. But eventually, I found thumbnail references in pure (if niche) porn sites, and eventually (after clicking through degenerate hives of scum and villainy that your antivirus software vendor would prefer you to avoid) I finally came upon the answer (or part of it) to my mystery.
Drum roll, please: Yup, it’s a clever ‘shop. Somebody took some heavy BDSM porn (I was right, I think, about the reason for the lack of nails!) and Jesusified it. Here’s the original:
That’s art by Damian, which makes sense because he has at least three collections of crucifixion art available: Roman Crucifixions, Roman Crucifixions and Decadence, and Female Crucifixions Through The Ages. Yes, my dear internet, female crucifixion as erotica apparently is a thing.
What’s interesting is how minor the photoshop needed to be. Our artist stripped the attributing watermarks, dropped a crude hammer and a nail at the bottom of the scene, flattened the chest, did the face, and ghosted in the hint of a flopping-in-the-way divine dick:
A remarkable transformation!
So, that’s two hours I’ll never get back, and I still don’t know who decided the world needed to see Jesus getting buttsexed by Roman soldiers.
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Hairy Buttsex Made Artsy
Thursday, February 21st, 2013 -- by Bacchus
You know that annoying Tumblr thing where people strip the color info out of porn photos to make them look more like art photography?
Here’s one where somebody did it to some hairy male/male buttsex.
Here’s what it looks like as porn.
Seriously, why do this?
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She’s Into Him…And Vice Versa
Friday, June 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Why is this man smiling?
Because he knows that pretty soon, she’ll be giving him this look:
Giving him that look, indeed (and this part is important) while he has his dick up her ass…
Pics are from this My Pickup Girls gallery.
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Sex From Behind
Monday, July 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
According to the filename, this is from a sex comic called L`Ampel de l`Amour:
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How To Stop Teen Pregnancy
Sunday, April 3rd, 2011 -- by Bacchus
The alternative title I considered for this post: How to Get Instantly Suspended From Your High School — Wear This Shirt
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Butt Sex: Michael Medved Is Doin’ It Wrong
Saturday, January 1st, 2011 -- by Bacchus
The most common sexual practice between two men involves an act of aggression — inflicting more pain than pleasure for at least one of the parties.
— Michael Medved
As quoted on Joe My God.
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Anal Sex And Orgasms At Slate
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I would be remiss if I did not link you to William Salatan’s article The Riddle of the Sphincter: Why do women who have anal sex get more orgasms?
The survey data is real; it’s the explanation that’s uncertain. So he lays out more than a dozen possible theories to explain the data, and it’s quite an interesting read:
9. Love and trust cause orgasms and anal sex.
One woman writes:
The more I love and trust someone, the more likely I am to have an orgasm while with him–and the more likely I am to be okay with pushing society’s “norms” with him. Similarly, the more he proves that he knows what he’s doing, the more likely I am to let him do something that could potentially really, really hurt me.
This is the most uplifting theory. It implies that the sample of women who report regular anal sex is heavily biased toward intimate relationships. The data strongly support this. Compared with women who are single and dating, women in a relationship are only about 50 percent more likely, at best, to report vaginal sex in the last 90 days. But they’re two to three times more likely to report anal sex. And women who live with their boyfriends are more likely to report anal sex–but not more likely to report vaginal sex–than women who don’t. Anal sex, more so than vaginal sex, seems to correlate with intimacy and commitment.
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Best Sex Blog Post Title Ever
Friday, August 20th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Just stumbled over this post title while looking for something else. Talk about inspired tawdriness:
From Behind. On A Mattress. In A Basement.
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Memo To A Politician: UR DOIN IT RONG
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Somebody really needs to give New Hampshire State Representative Nancy Elliot a quick course on the purposes, means, and procedures for fulfilling anal sex. Because this is what she thinks about it (yes, there is video):
“We’re talking about taking the penis of one man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement.”
Or, maybe somebody should tell her she just needs a good facial?
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Weapon Of Ass Destruction
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Despite the tiredness of the titular pun, a literal exemplar has turned up in a comic called “The Black Czarina” by one Salomon Grundig. The other title I considered for this post was “The World’s Fanciest Cock Ring”, but when the talk balloon reads “My shaft is girded in armor that will prove very effective in producing pain when it enters your little ass” I figured I should go with the destruction headline:
I’m sparing you all, gentle readers, from the next panel with the splashing red ink.
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Everything Butt
Saturday, June 20th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
By now I’ve got something of a history of announcing new sites from Kink.com, so why stop now? The next in the pipeline is an ass-themed site called Everything Butt, which is already “up” with several shoots even though it won’t be formally open and live for a few more days. The site’s marketing copy makes it sound like a full buffet of fetish fun for anybody who enjoys playing with butts:
Everything Butt celebrates ass play in all its forms. Spanking, enemas, fisting, fucking, licking, and sniffing are performed by experienced porn stars and anal virgins too. These beautiful naked women all come to enjoy the smorgasbord of extreme anal antics under the skilled supervision of bondage master Lochai. It’s an exhilarating festival of analingus, Klismaphilia, and no-holds-barred buggery, scientifically designed to induce your expectant salivation. Do you “Yum!” for bum? Then dive in!
In looking over the new site the first thing that struck me was a delightful still photo from the preliminary “model interview” part of one of the shoots:
That’s the lovely and talented Bobbi Starr looking sanguine about those very large implements — and I use the word “talented” in a most considered fashion. (You’ll have to take my word for it unless you join the site or buy the shoot, but it’s true; for now, let me just say…they fit.)
Sadly the usual free sample galleries are not yet live, but I snagged a few pictures of a shower scene to share here. We begin with Aiden Starr and Flower Tucci taking an innocent shower together:
Note the scrunchy-thing! I always thought those were some sort of shower fungus that’s symbiotic with women, because they started accumulating in my bathroom (the scrunchy things, that is, not women) right after The Nymph moved in with me. But apparently, it’s for washing with. Who knew?
Moving on, the ladies decide to put on a little display of soapy bottoms:
And then we move on to the double-enema portion of our program. Apparently if you want to get really clean, showering together just isn’t enough any more:
And here’s the Everything Butt logo:
Nice, eh?
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Sex In The Harem
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
The panels below are details from an unknown French-language graphic novel that appears to feature lustful adventures in some sort of harem:
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“From Behind, But In The Front”
Monday, October 21st, 2002 -- by Bacchus
This is almost too good to be true. “Saudi Arabia’s First English Daily” takes on your tough Muslim sex questions, and wrestles them to the mattress. Is Allah down with hot Islamic anal sex? Well, it turns out that Mohammed himself has weighed in on this weighty question. Doggy style is fine, but keep it procreative please:
A man came to the Prophet and asked him whether it was permissible to have sex with his wife from behind. The Prophet answered in the affirmative. As the man was on his way out, the Prophet called him back and said: “Consider what I have said: from behind, but in the front.”
Thanks to The Fly Bottle for the link!
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