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“You Had A Good Workout!”

Sunday, February 26th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

You know it’s going well when your smartwatch compliments you on your good workout while you’re having sex:

Somebody got a good ride, is what I’m saying!

Video is from @Annoy_The_Wife_Project on TikTok.

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An Embarrassing Spill

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

“Hey, Poppy, what’s that white stuff on your shirt?”

an embarrassing spill of candle wax on her shirt

Comic is from Boli Blog.

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The Inspection

Sunday, November 14th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I’ve heard some ladies complain fairly bitterly about undignified medical exams, but I’m fairly sure they aren’t supposed to go quite like this:

an undignified medical inspection

Found at Spanking Blog.

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More Badly Secured Clothing

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

This is not the first time ErosBlog has published a picture of a woman whose skirt fell off:

lost her skirt

From Usenet.

 

Try Not To Pee On Your Rope Harness

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Wearing a rope harness in public has its perils, as Red explains:

It’s funny, I would have thought that the rope harness peaking out from under my black halter-top dress would have made me blush deeply if seen in public, but for some reason it wasn’t phasing me. No, instead my attention was focused on the rope ends dangling down the inside of my legs, cresting just below the short hem of my dress. Every time they grazed across my skin, I was sure my jolt and my smile were obvious to anyone watching.

The coffee shop closed, so we left. Monk finished his coffee with a flourish — how he did it so damned quickly was beyond me. I continued to nurse mine as we drove down the road. This leg of the car ride was particularly difficult – not only was I steadying a hot cup of coffee, I was trying to stabilize my wiggles and movements as the car went over bumps, doing my best to stop the rope drawn tight between my legs from making me yelp *too* much. I’m pretty sure I only partially succeeded.

The space was quite busy when we arrived, but we found a spot quickly nonetheless. I watched intently as he prepared for the scene ahead, taking it in, letting my imagination get ahead of itself as I did so. Finally, he looked at me with eyes that spoke their intent very clearly. We were about to begin.

“Better make a pit stop,” he told me, “Cause once we start…”

Visions of my crotch rope danced before my eyes. It’s like he could tell what flew through my mind, because he looked at me with terribly amused eyes and said “I guess you’d better be careful.”

I no doubt flushed red, as my embarrassment burned in my cheeks before channeling down my spine, making me ache deep within. As I fumbled with the rope, trying desperately (and successfully) not to pee on it, I blushed deeper. My sex throbbed deeply against the line of hemp drawn across its core, calling for more struggles and more friction. More more more…

I doubt that the blushing had subsided before I was back before him, but I didn’t care. His eyes smiled as he drew the rope through his hands.

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