She Got Caught In The Gate

Everybody knows that farm livestock (cows and goats and emus and stuff) are stupid about fences. They’ll get stuck in the craziest ways. But what most urbanites don’t realize is that sometimes, farm women have the same problem.

Climbing over a fence to go skinny-dipping or sunbathing, foot slips, a funny stumble, whoops, bam! Stuckity-stuck. And they can’t always rely on the nearest field hand to be precisely helpful…

Photos are from The Rancher’s Daughter via Kink Unlimited.

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The Agrarian Pleasures

For the most part I don’t buy into those agrarian visions of utopia in which we all do the low-carbon squat on our own patches of land, scratching out artisanal legumes and goat cheese while somehow managing to maintain a culture worth mentioning. But if this slavic vision of some lucky fellow’s farmwife is not telling us lies, maybe that life wouldn’t entirely suck:

The photo proved hard to source and may have a porn origin I didn’t stumble upon, but it is currently to be found in a variety of dubious social-share sites with metadata hinting at a might-be-genuine provenance in the nudist/amateur naked-gardener communities.

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Hay Bale Honeymoon

Old farmer John found himself a pretty young wife, but of course you can’t go on a long honeymoon when there are cows to milk twice a day. So the honeymoon isn’t everything she had imagined, and it is a few things she hadn’t expected:

Art is by Alazar, from the 1970s.

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