Furry Fun With A Pretty Blonde

I’m sure this post is going to get me in trouble with people of fuzz. Is it even fair to call some dude (?) in a baggy zip-up bear suit a furry, when some of those people put hundreds of hours or thousands of dollars worth of craft labor into their elaborate fursuits? Is it even fur, when it’s plush? Is there a whole other “plushy” community? Do plushies and furries fight, or are they best friends? Is that costume even supposed to represent a bear? Maybe it’s a dog, which would make this a visual “doggy-style” pun? There’s so much I do not know!

The only thing I do know, maybe, if I can trust the metadata in the filename, is that the photo is by Matthew Cooke. I’d love to know who the big-mouthed blonde is. She’s into it, or pretending very well!

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“Howl For Me, Baby!”

Is there somebody in your life who needs fluffy ears and a long fuzzy tail? Supposedly these are the Grey Wolf Tail Anal Plug And Ears set, but the verisimilitude level is not 100% dialed into wolves at the expense of other large fuzzy canines. You could manage a very passible husky sled-dog with this gear. Don’t forget a leash if you need one!

Somebody had fun writing the sales copy:

You will both be howling in pleasure when you get wild with these exciting accessories. Transform into a sexy beast for your partner with this flirtatious set of ears and a tail plug. The ultra soft and fluffy faux fur is so irresistible that your lover will not be able to keep their hands off of you. The tapered plug is smooth and narrow for an easy and comfortable insertion. The adorable headband with matching ears will complete your ensemble. Stalk your prey or crawl around like the perfect pet when you turn into a gorgeous grey wolf!

Also do not worry: if the woofie-gear is out of stock when you visit, there are plenty more kinds of furry-tailed anal plugs you could get instead.

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Sheep Cosplay

Furries, as we know, were not exactly invented yesterday. Here we see a man who dressed up in fuzzy finery for a group photo with his two favorite sheep. I couldn’t make this up!

Via Kinky Delight.

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Wolfish Furry Puppygirl, 1969

At least in the fetish imagination, puppy girls and furries have been with us for quite a while. This artistic rendition of a canid (wolf? fox? regal dog?) fursuit and the pretty girl wearing it appeared in the November 1969 issue of the legendary Japanese fetish magazine Kitan Club:

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Furry In Fursuit, 1910

Of course it’s for the stage. I imagine his wife was not amused when he took the costume home and started wagging his tail at her:

From here.

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Monkey Suit Madness

Predatory furries, you have to watch out for them:

From a vintage (I think) postcard you can see uncropped if you click the photo. (Always click the photo!)

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Mitt And Ann Romney, Horsing Around

Item: multi-centi-millionaire. Item: horse-crazed wife with a love of horsey rituals and gear (dressage). Item: “unemployed” by his own characterization, so plenty of time to play. Item: Lots of real estate, so plenty of private space to play in. Item: pony-boy gear in possession.

Wait, what?

It’s true. According to the Washington Post:

Her son Josh told another New York Times reporter in 2007 that he had given his dad a rubber horse mask so that if he wore it, “maybe Mom will pay as much attention to you as she does to the horses.”

Maybe she would!

And now you’ll never be able to look at him on TV again without imagining him staggering along a forest track somewhere wearing a saddle, his wife in full dressage kit, a horse mask, and about thirty riding crop welts. And nothing else. Well, nothing else except for the sweat. And I imagine he’d maybe have him some fancy $10,000 custom-cobbled hoofy boots from some toney bespoke fetish cobbler in London.

Motive, means, opportunity. The Romneys, they has them all.

When asked about this story a representative of Dogs Against Romney said “If it’s true, I hope he suffers as much as poor terrified Shamus did. But I doubt it — because Ann Romney at least has a horse trailer, so her pets don’t have to ride on the roof.”

(I totally just made that quote entirely up.)

Thanks ever so much to Femdom Resource for spotting this. Rather less thanks, I think, for the resulting mental imagery…

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Cheetah Club, 1966

Here’s a young man who is going to have catgirl fingernail scratches on his back before the next day dawns:

Via Bondage Blog.

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Furries Going At It

Here’s something you don’t see every day, courtesy of the “Furry Fandom” sex pack in 3D SexVilla. Furries going at it!

Sadly for our furrier friends, the furry functionality of the 3D SexVilla software is somewhat limited. Right now there appears to be only two outfits (the tiger for male avatars, the bunny for female) and the hoods are closed-face, so using any oral-contact poses causes the software to remove the hoods. And, personally, I find that the expressive faces of the normal hoodless models go along way toward making the simulation seem lifelike; the unmoving furry-faces, for me, detract from the illusion. But perhaps a furry-fetishist might see it differently.

Furry things I think the software would need to be really furry: more animal types, an assortment of tails, half-face furry masks, furry leggings and boots, furry gloves/paws..

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