Pornocalypse Comes For Your Very Bones

According to Twitter, yesterday:

there is an online vertebrate palaeontology conference going on right now, and the automatic censor is blocking anyone from using the word “bone”

There’s no word on which bone-headed virtual conference software tool was responsible for this enormous boner. But another participant reported:

It’s also censoring “Hell,” so no one can mention the Hell Creek Formation. They’re now referring to it as the “Heck Creek Formation.”

This sort of stupid nonsense is what happens when you build nanny filters into your core tools. Somebody needs to tell tech companies to cut it the hell out!

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Ass Fucked By Satan

There’s a graphic novel called Convent of Hell drawn by Ignacio Noe featuring some nuns who get a little too friendly with the denizens of The Pit. This one panel alone pretty much gives you the full and honest flavor of the thing:

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Dworkin on Blowjobs

A while back I linked to a fun essay on blowjobs in the Village Voice, which talked about the way dominance and submission add to the heat of the cocksucking experience for both parties. There was briefly on Yes Portal a response taking serious issue, too serious I might argue, with that view of the blowjob. What’s most interesting about the response, however, is this characterization of Andrea Dworkin’s writings on blowjobs:

In her book Mercy, she [Dworkin] described a blow-job as “stretching muscles that can’t be stretched” and warned women curious about the act, that “the pain will push you down to hell, near death, to coma, to the screamless scream, an agony, no voice, a ripped muscle, shreds swimming in blood in your throat.”

Isn’t that the saddest thing you ever saw? I’m thinking maybe Dworkin was doing it wrong.

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