A Randomly Horny Moment In The Life

Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The setting is our house, where The Nymph has just returned from a mammogram appointment. Here’s the scene and dialog:

Her: {ripping off her shirt, preparing to don a different shirt}

Me: {watching intently through open doorways from two rooms away}

Her: “OMG, I forgot to take the marking tape strips off!” {starts peeling little strips of tape off her tits}

Me: “I just thought you were saving that job for me.”

Her: {still peeling} “You don’t want to do this job!”

Me: “If you think that, you’ve ENTIRELY lost track of what I want.”

Her: {inaudible muttering}

P.S. Before it was an ErosBlog post this was a so-called “Toot” on Mastodon. I think it indicates that a person is settling in well on a social media platform if they start typing shit over there and only later begin to ponder “why did I put that on social media instead of my own blog?”

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