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Cum On Their Faces

Thursday, September 5th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Can you even call it a porno these days if there isn’t a facial cumshot? Yeah, rhetorical question. But jizzing on three pretty faces at the same time? That still brings novelty to the scene. It also doesn’t hurt that they look a little bit like cum-hungry baby birds waiting to be fed:

three smiling pornstars waiting for cum to squirt onto their faces

waiting for hot sticky faces

From Kings Of Miami: The Penthouse at Collective Corruption.

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Cream Buns

Tuesday, June 18th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Do you like cream buns? How could you not like cream buns?

kneeling black woman shows off her generous booty in a kneeling creampie display with thick white semen splashed over her buttocks and oozing out of her ass

These ones belong to Eden West, shooting for True Amateur Models.

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Frugal Wives Swallow

Thursday, May 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

A protein shake at Starbucks costs six or seven dollars, I’m told. A frugal woman has cost-saving options!

By Country Mom. Transcript:

So I just found out that his special juice has more than 30 grams of protein. Like, more than a protein shake. And I went to the gym earlier today and I haven’t had my protein shake and I was just about to go inside and make one. But now I don’t have to waste the protein. I’ve got endless supply! How good! This is like my favourite hack. I’m gonna save so much money…

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Someone Partied Here

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

It may not have been my kind of party precisely, but I can tell that some serious partying went down here nonetheless:

femboy in schoolgirl skirt showing off a well-fucked ass with thick ropes of cum all over it

Photo features Onlyfans personality TwinkieTheTwink.

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Her Jizz Trophy

Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

I’m not sure if our man is simply being well-behaved, or if his hands are bound behind his back to keep them out of her workspace. But either way, she has decided to take a triumphant photographic selfie-trophy of her excellent blowjob work:

femdom bondage blowjob as our triumphant fellatrix snaps a selfie of her mouth around his exploding dick and the cum he just spurted everywhere

Artist is Bow.

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Jizz Addicts, Unite!

Saturday, September 2nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

I can see what they were going for on this logo, but IMO it just doesn’t work:

jazz addict or jizz adict?

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And The Spunk Did Fly!

Friday, November 11th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

I believe our man owes Mistress Katy another pair of nice lace stockings, in addition to whatever else he may owe her:

man with his pecker in his hand just sent flying jizz all over femdom dominatrix Mistress Katy and her lovely lace stockings hose and lingerie

Photo is said to be from the Young Goddess femdom site that went defunct in 2011.

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His Cum Has A Flavor

Wednesday, August 4th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Boroka Bolls seems initially quite enthusiastic about getting a taste of this gentleman’s jizz:

Boroka Bolls sucking assiduously on rigid pornstar cock

But once she’s had it, she looks like she kinda wishes she hadn’t gotten it:

cum facial for Boroka Bolls and she does not like the taste

Photos appeared, I think, in one of the many Euro-porn publications under the Private brand.

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She Likes The Jizz On Her Face

Thursday, February 11th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Given a recent comment asking, essentially, what’s the deal with jizz-slick faces, I thought it would be worth sharing Girl On The Net’s take. Despite the positivity of the brief quote below, the full post acknowledges it’s not for everybody:

I once spent an entire week wanking to nothing other than a gif someone had made of a particular moment in a homemade porn film, where the woman squeezed her eyes tight shut and grinned as the guy emptied an astonishingly generous load all over her face.

I quite like it when guys come on my face. The sticky hotness of it, the fact that I can feel each spurt precisely as it splatters on my cheeks and eyelids. The unpredictability: one facial can paint neat spurts of jizz in just the right places, while another can be erratic — cum splodged everywhere, messy enough that if I listen closely I can hear it splatter like raindrops on the pillow.

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A Cooling Fountain Of Spooge

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

dick and shower of cum street art graffiti

A long time ago I posted a smaller version of this street art. Today I can repost in a better size and with an attribution (from here) to an Australian street artist known as Lush. There’s a bit of a Lush interview also to be found at that link.

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Roy, The Class Wanker

Tuesday, May 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Depending on your point of view, you could take this as a parable against jerking off in class. Or, you could take it as a parable against sitting directly in front of the class wanker:

class wanker splurts cum on the pretty blonde in front of him in class

Panels are from Confiscated Twins 6, a Dofantasy comic by Fernando.

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The Delicate Tattoo, Revisited

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

So I was reading a modest rant (title: The Horrors of Porn) over at The Twisted Monk and it was going like this:

A common trend in porn would be body art, I know what you are going to say tattoos are as old as civilization so this is not a new development, I agree, but since most porn focuses primarily on the “point of contact”, ie the wet, pink bits, as they thrust away more and more talent are opting to get tattoos on their hips, asses and even genitals in order to retain some level of uniquely identifying marks, lest they get lost in the sea of shaved wangs and oddly tanned taints.

And I thought: “Aha!” For, I knew where this was going.

And I was right:

So when I noticed the female model sporting what at first glance looked to be…ahem… well how shall I put it, a stain on her pink bits? No, more of discolored ring around her asshole. I was naturally taken aback. Surely this site has the budget for some hand-wipes and a videographer with the brains to know that he will soon be shooting this girls bottom in hi-def so it would be in his best interest to make sure that he has a, shall we say tidy pallet from which to paint his jizz stained masterpiece.

No, no on second glance it was not a stain but rather a tattoo. Yes, dear readers a tattoo on that most taboo ring of muscle.

Like passing a highway fatality involving a bus full of crippled nuns colliding with a tanker truck carrying sulfuric acid, I had to stop and stare. What the hell would you posses you to get tattooed there?! Can you imagine that tattoo session? Can you say ouch? I don’t even want to think about the post ink healing process. 4 weeks of scabbing and itching anyone? How do you keep it sterile? Fuck that, how hell do you take a crap?! Gah! The mind reels. Sadly, or possibly thankfully, the series of images in question chose to opt against using the ULTRA zoom lens and show a close-up of said tattoo as it was taking on the business end of her co-star so I still have no idea exactly what she chose to have permanently etched upon the ring of her ass.

Fortunately, some of his commenters guided him to ErosBlog and thus, to enlightenment.

(Monk’s post also links to a different photograph of the tattoo in question, for those of you whose fascination with the topic is not yet fully satiated.)

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Evil Porn Werewolf Enslavers Debunked

Saturday, October 22nd, 2005 -- by Bacchus

One of the common mostly-false slams against porn in this era of globalisation is that the performers are mostly coerced sex slaves, or at least impoverished scared young girls with few options. (I’m not making this up as a straw man argument; see, e.g., the Biting Beaver (her term): “You CANNOT know if the girl you are masturbating to is, in reality, a sexual slave from Austria who has a gun pointed at her head just off camera.“)

Yeah. And you cannot know that the bottle of salad dressing you pour on your salad isn’t full of stale unpasteurized jizz from bored wanking food factory workers, either. But that doesn’t make it likely, or stop you from eating creamy salads. Why not? Because of branding. If you worry about funky jizz in your dressing, you buy a reputable brand from a company you trust, one that’s got white-coated vat inspectors and security cams all over the factory floor. And, if you really worry, you do research. You get a tour of the factory, or (more likely) read the article in Consumer Reports by the reporter who worked there for three days undercover. The point is, you check into it a little bit.

This is perfectly possible with porn. By way of local example, these issues came up in a peripheral way in this post about real sex in BDSM porn, where a couple of readers suggested in the comments that making such porn was degrading and unsafe for the models, only to be confronted by other readers who were able to vouch for the porn company in question based on personal acquaintance with the models and producers.

And that’s how you check out your porn brand. Research. You look for accounts (which are all over the web, since many models have blogs) of what it’s like to work for a particular porn company, how they treat their people, how the sets are run, whatever you’re worried about. Of course you can’t disprove sensationalist claims about porn factories full of enslaved Eastern European beauties this way — folks who want to cling to that fantasy will continue to do so, brandishing their “news” stories from The Weekly World News, National Enquirer, and Reader’s Digest — but you can satisfy yourself, along with any other reasonable people who might be curious, that the porn you buy is sex slave free.

To pick another flamboyantly outrageous example, how about the notoriously severe spanking and caning DVDs produced by Lupus Pictures? They are often cited as an example of a company that must abuse and exploit its models, because what right-thinking innocent girl would voluntarily consent to an ass-whipping that leaves her in tears with flaming red welts on her bottom? (Short answer: There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreampt of in your philosophy.)

Here are couple of a relatively mild screen capture samples so we know what we are talking about, courtesy of Lupus Spanking [2014 update: now defunct]:

grimacing girl getting paddled

crying girl getting a belt spanking

And now some samples from an article by and an interview with Niki Flynn, who went to Prague to make a movie with these “evil werewolves from the East”. From the article (link broke awhile ago, see this .txt mirror):

I never thought of myself as a girl who could survive a Lupus-style caning. I cringe and wince when I watch the films and say, “There’s no way I could take that!” I’d heard the internet rumours, of course — about the innocent, impoverished Czech girls who are seduced by the money into being abused by the evil werewolves from the East. But I’d look at the “behind-the-scenes” pictures on the website and see everyone having a good time, laughing and horsing around, even after the canings. So the rumours never seemed to have any substance. Besides, the same girls turn up again and again to do films; they clearly know what to expect.

The thing that impressed me most of all was the consummate professionalism of everyone involved. This was not a group of pornographers making dirty pictures, nor was it a cruel band of misogynists delighting in taking advantage of girls who couldn’t say no. This was a real film crew working on a real film. In addition to the director, producer, script supervisor, makeup artist, properties and wardrobe mistress, caterer, cameramen, boom operator, still photographer, actors and (ahem) stunt girls, there were people on hand to offer us refreshments, comfort or anything else we needed.

Did it hurt? Of course. Did I enjoy it? Absolutely not. Do I regret it? Not for a moment. In fact, I had the time of my life. So did William. I knew exactly what I was getting into and I did it because this is what I like. And when it was over and I lay sobbing over the desk, I felt what mountain climbers must feel when they reach the peak. I was so high on the feeling of accomplishment and so lost in the roleplay that I nearly wished I could have some more! And when I look at the marks now I have a sense of pride and achievement. I savor the marks. No one who isn’t into this can ever truly understand. Boxers and footballers suffer broken noses and concussions. No one criticizes them or calls their sport unhealthy. What we do is so much safer. It’s really a shame so many people misunderstand.

Hmm, she doesn’t sound helpless or exploited, does she?

From her interview:

David: There are many rumors about the girls who perform in Lupus productions. Some believe that they attract poor, starving, drug-addicted Eastern European Girls. Now I know that this isn’t true. Prague is often referred to as ‘The Paris of the east”. The Czech Republic is not a third world country. What myths about Lupus would you most like to dispel?

Niki: (Sigh) Yes, the famous urban legends. I think that those rumors are insulting to the girls actually. It’s true, some people think of the Czech Republic as a third world country and that the girls are all uneducated and bullied into it. Or, they have no choice because they are so desperate for money they will do anything. The truth is that the Czech Republic isn’t a third world country; it’s a middle income country that has just joined the European Union. Most of the Lupus crew are friends on the Czech BDSM scene. Some of the girls do it because they are genuinely kinky — they come back again and again. Some may do it for money, but it’s not a crust of bread. They are paid a professional rate. On the set, they are treated as professional actors. The production team at Lupus couldn’t have been more professional or more concerned for my safety — for all of the performers’ safety.

And that’s how you know that the girl in your favorite video doesn’t have an off-camera gun pointed at her head.

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