Happy Endings For Mathematicians

I have been informed that there is, in mathematics, something known as the Happy Ending problem.

Sadly, it appears to have nothing to do with the productive output of cheap massage parlors. “If it takes two massage comfort professionals thirty minutes to give six clients a happy ending, how many massage comfort professionals does it take to give sixteen clients a happy ending in 40 minutes?” No. That is not the problem.

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