Underwater Tryst

There’s only so much that a man in a pressure suit can accomplish with an amorously-inclined mermaid, but these two appear willing to push that erotic envelope as far as it will go:

What makes this comic illustration entertaining for me is its early date. In a 50s men’s magazine it would be almost unremarkable, but in the September 1926 issue of Frolic magazine? Amazing!

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Catch Of The Day: Mermaid!

Some things are worth, in the immortal words of Bill Moyers, remobilizing your axioms for:

The caption reads: “You realise, don’t you, that this means turning my back on everything I believe as an ichthyologist?”

The cartoon is from the May 1963 issue of Adam.

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The Mermaid Community Would Like A Word

The mermaid community has a grievance. They have sent a representative. If you ever want to sail the seven seas again, you better listen:

According to this page the model is Alena and the photographer is Vadim Sivak.

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Another Melusine

We’ve discussed before the melusine, or twin-tailed mermaid. Here’s another example:

Via Flying Cat.

A Prettier Melusine

Remember the melusine? You know, the sexable split-tailed mermaid that’s in the Starbucks logo?

Well, here’s a prettier color image of her:

Via The Owl Hooteth.

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To Catch A Mermaid

Looking at this illustration, I’m forced to wonder whether the fisherman caught the mermaid, or whether it was the other way ’round:

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Censored Toon Mermaids And Harem Girls, 1939

From scans of an article discussing cartoon censorship in 1939, we learn that mermaid nipples and harem girl thighs-under-silk were verboten:

Thanks to Silent Porn Star for the link.

How Are You Supposed To Have Sex With A Mermaid?

Have you ever wondered how all those guys in the old stories had sex with mermaids? Deadprogrammer has the answer — namely, there was once supposed to be a bawdy two-tailed mermaid called a melusine:

If she looks familiar, it’s because you’ve seen her thousands of times before. She’s in the Starbucks logo, although over time she’s been sanitized, sterilized, covered up, de-belly-buttoned, liposuctioned, and (the ultimate indignity) ruthlessly cropped.