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Sunday, September 22nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the paranormal erotica heroine who, in a fit of pique, told off the male protagonist and romantic lead by spitting “Bite me!” at him.
And then, a beat later, her consternation — as she realizes she just said “bite me” to a man who is urbane and sophisticated and attractive but above all else, he’s an 800-year-old VAMPIRE.
Oopsie!
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Sunday, August 18th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a man on TikTok extolling the merits of dating nerds such as himself:
“Don’t feel like going out? Good. I usually don’t. Why would I spend $120 on three drinks and a cover charge in a nightclub when for the exact same amount of money we can get the brand new Mario Kart, a bottle of tequila, Chinese takeout, and spend the entire night in our pajamas?”
Compelling, I would say!
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Tuesday, July 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I saw today was a fictional submissive who was outraged beyond all self-restraint (and got punished for a tantrum) when she was denied her morning coffee and realized she’d missed her opportunity to put “coffee denial” on her list of hard limits for the encounter.
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Tuesday, July 16th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I saw today was the feral smile on the face of the dom whose sub realized a moment too late that “make me” are words of consent.
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Saturday, July 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a lustful simile: “She wants to jump him like he’s a bouncy house.”
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Sunday, June 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is this yard sale simile: “My shirt went flying. His boot bounced off the wall. Pants dropped. We were both bare within seconds, everything we wore like a yard sale around us.”
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Friday, June 7th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous bit of dialog I’ve seen today is “Remove those panties, they offend me.”
Wear granny panties to the BDSM club, win stupid prizes!
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Thursday, April 4th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a man on TikTok who took a really hard look at his wife’s old monthly planners and realized she had inscribed a tiny heart on each date that they had sex. But then he asked what had happened on the other days where she drew in five tiny stars. Turns out, that was self-pleasure time…
“You always give yourself a five-star review?!?”
“Oh, honey, I just know what I like!”
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Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a gardening video where the lady uses a wooden dibble to make a finger-sized planting hole which she refers to as “a butthole in the dirt” followed by an uwu-voiced “oooooh!” as she sticks her finger lovingly into the hole. If gardening isn’t dirty, you’re not doing it right!
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Saturday, March 9th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a sweet young thing on TikTok saying “If you can’t afford therapy, just go fuck a 45 year old man. It’ll do the job, and it’s much cheaper.”
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Thursday, February 29th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a line of internal monologue in a BDSM romance as an in-over-her-head submissive is far too late with a vital realization: “This man was a Dom, not a play toy.” Yes, honey, but there IS a play toy in this scene…
It’s like that old funny-because-it’s-true joke about playing poker. If you can’t spot the chump at the table, the chump is you. Likewise, if you can’t spot the play toy in the BDSM scene…
Sunday, February 25th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a curvaceous catgirl submissive on TikTok proudly showing us the mouth-watering plate of food she had lovingly prepared and was about to serve to her master.
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Friday, February 2nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a line of dialog between a matchmaking personal assistant and her hard-working lonely boss: “If you’re thinking about breaking your self-imposed celibacy at Comic Con with some guy dressed up as Khal Drogo, unless he actually is Jason Mamoa, I forbid it!”
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Friday, January 19th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a very stoned transfemme on TikTok saying “I want to get a lower back tattoo that is the gates of Moria from Lord of the Rings. SPEAK FRIEND AND ENTER! [helpless laughter]”
If anybody has actually done this and there are public photos, I want to see them SO MUCH!
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Wednesday, December 27th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the plot device where a man tried to convince his fiancée that BDSM doesn’t really exist, it’s just something that kinky romance novelists invented to sell books.”
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Thursday, December 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the virginal young heroine of a BDSM romance, whose submissive tendencies are as yet unrealized in this early part of the narrative, complaining to a man who just happens to be part owner of a BDSM club: “You’re so bossy.”
Oh, honey, fasten your seatbelt, because you are about to go on a JOURNEY…
Context: Over on Mastodon I’ve been doing an occasional microfeature where I describe a moment of joy from my reading or recreational social media interactions. I’ve decided to reproduce some of those over here as short blog posts, because why not? However, because a blog is different from social media, please allow me a couple of disclaimers. First of all, when I say “the most joyous thing I’ve seen today” the word “today” refers to the appearance of the Mastodon post, not the ErosBlog mirror of it, which may be scheduled to appear later. And unlike my usual practice, these moments usually don’t come with specific provenance.
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