Panty Hose Party Trick

She’s been married to Howard for 42 years, and he’s been doing this party trick as long as she’s known him. He thinks it’s hilarious to demonstrate the procedure for taking off a pair of pantyhose in mixed company without taking off his pants:

In all that time, nobody ever asked Howard why he was wearing the pantyhose in the first place. He always just is. And his wife? She really wishes he’d stop doing the trick.

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“Schoolgirl” Striptease

I suppose this Dirty Angie gallery supports the lots-of-lingerie theory of stripteases, which can be expressed as “The more underwear she’s wearing, the better the striptease will be”:

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Cone Sitting

Sometimes you just get hot and need to sit down, right?

From a tumblr. ( backup link )