Mind Where The Frosting Goes

Here’s a fragment of good advice that I overheard, perhaps on TikTok:

“Sis, if you are not trying to bake a bun in your oven, be a toaster strudel, not a Twinkie.”

Whether you’re glazing, frosting, icing, or stuffing your sweet bit of pastry, it’s important to have a plan, yeah?

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Would You Like A Squirt Of Cream?

The lady appears to like her squirted cream!

I originally had a very large (almost 10MB!) .gif playing in this post, but serving it for everyone was making my server sweat too much. So now I’m just going to link it here for people who want to see it and are willing to clicky the linky.

Thanks to Anon in the comments for identifying the source as a 1935 cartoon The Cookie Carnival.

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