Apples Or Pears?

These pretty fruit vendors pose a difficult conundrum. Do you prefer apples, or do you prefer pears?

Artwork is by Edmund Bernard on a postcard from the 1920s. It’s pretty obviously inspired by this famous erotic photograph:

Just Eat It

Saw this picture on Erectus and it gave me a Weird Al moment:

Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you have for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it