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Food And Sex, Sugar And Vaginas

Sunday, May 19th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

I am emphatically not an expert on vaginal sexual health. But I am somewhat well-read, and I’ve been sex blogging for a couple of minutes now. One thing I’ve learned over the years is that the common sexual practice of putting sweet food on one’s partner and then licking/eating it off again has certain associated risks. Sugar feeds yeast, and in some pussies, that leads to problems. I lack the plumbing to know precisely how bad that can get, but any man who’s ever had jock itch ought to have at least one foot firmly on the path of empathy here.

Mind you, sexual risk doesn’t often stop people. People take sexual risks all the time. We’ve all of us had time to grow up, mature, and move on from “safe sex” to “risk aware sexual practice”. People are still out there merrily spreading and licking, risk bedamned. Jawbreakers, maple syrup, chocolate syrup, honey, lollypops, candy canes, whipped cream, pudding. If it’ll “melt in your mouth” it’ll melt somewhere else warm and wet, I promise. People are very creative with their sticky food sex.

At some point in the development of our collective consciousness around the risks of putting sugar inside of pussies, there arose a brigade of people on the internet, mostly women, who took it upon themselves to spread the “don’t put food in vaginas” gospel. And they were utterly deaf to context. If they saw an account or an image of food within six inches of a vaginal opening, they would appear in the comments to demand “Don’t do this! Never get sweet stuff near a hoo-haw! You’ll get a yeast infection!” Fact or fiction or fantasy, it didn’t matter, there they were. Already a disclaimer on the post? It didn’t matter. Risk information included? Didn’t matter. “Don’t do this!” Dogmatism in the guise of sex education. Making other people’s risk decisions for them, and shouting about it. “Just don’t do this!”

What I don’t know is whether the dogmatic sugar-free pussy brigades were a temporary and transitory phenomenon that rose up and subsequently ebbed as the overall state of sexual health knowledge improved, or whether they are still out there, waiting for chances to shout at people whose profile of acceptable sexual risk doesn’t match their own. Perhaps we’ll find out, because whether they like it or not, I’m gonna share this fantasy/fictional account of two people having a lot of fun with a decadent chocolate dessert:

Ross grabbed their plates and took them to the sink, returning a moment later with dessert. A perfect dome of chocolate with a glistening glaze, it was topped with a sliver of gold leaf. It was a work of art.

“Chocolate and cherry entremet,” Ross announced, his voice husky, as he put a plate down in front of her.

Instead of taking his seat as she expected him to, he leaned against the table and stared down at her. Color flooded to her cheeks as his eyes seemed to bore into her soul. Trying to ignore the passion in his gaze, she took a spoonful of the rich chocolate mousse cake. It was layered with a sweet kirsch jelly and a tart cherry compote. The flavor was so intense, she practically orgasmed on the spot. She peeked up at Ross who was still watching her intently, a wry grin on his lips.

“Aren’t you going to try some?” she asked.

“Aye, but not like that.”

Before she could ask what he meant, Ross pulled her up out of her seat. His hands slid down her sides so he could grasp the hem of her dress and lift it up over her head. As he’d provided her with no underwear, she was left completely naked. She’d been exposed to him before, but this time she felt self-conscious somehow. She moved her hands to cover herself, but Ross stopped her.

“Never hide yourself from me.”

His commanding tone sparked a new level of arousal in her. She felt the wetness pool between her legs. She gasped as Ross lifted her and deposited her on the table, her legs dangling over the edge.

“Lie back.” His order could never be mistaken for a request, so she did as she was told. “Arms over your head and keep them there.”

She raised her arms above her and rested them flat on the table. The position forced her breasts up. Ross blew out a breath.

“You’re beautiful.”

Blushing deeply, she shook her head in denial.

“Don’t say things you don’t mean.”

“But I do mean it,” he insisted. “You’re perfect for me.”

She’d never been comfortable with her too-skinny body but as Ross looked down at her with blatant appreciation she felt like a goddess.

“You are not to move,” Ross told her, “understand?”

“Yes, Ross.”

He swatted her thigh, hard, and she yelped in surprise.

“Not what I want to hear, sweetheart.”

He exuded a desire to dominate. Lisa could see it in his face, hear it in his voice. This was a man used to women obeying his every command. She could play along with that. A little show of submission was bound to reap rewards.

“Yes, sir,” she said, biting her bottom lip in a coy gesture that felt entirely alien.

“Good girl.” Ross seemed happy enough with her effort to please him. “Now, let’s have dessert, shall we?”

Ross loved the way Lisa’s body quivered in anticipation as she waited for him to make his move. He was in no hurry. Seeing her laid out like this, offering herself to him made his cock painfully hard, but he intended to take his time and enjoy every inch of her delectable body. She was stunning with those deep brown eyes and long, dark hair. He doubted she knew how wild she could drive a man with those perfect pouting red lips. She didn’t carry herself like a woman confident in her appearance and he wished he could throttle whoever first made her doubt her beauty.

Looking the very picture of innocence, she sank her teeth into her bottom lip and blinked up at him. It was an awkward attempt at coyness. She was playing a part, giving him what she thought he wanted rather than genuinely submitting. He didn’t care.

He dipped his fingers into the chocolate dessert and licked them clean. The expression of sheer bliss on Lisa’s face when she tried it made sense to him now. He wasn’t much for sweet treats, but this was heaven on a plate.

“Nice,” he remarked, understating the pleasure he’d derived from the chocolate, “but it could be better.”

Holding Lisa’s gaze, Ross spread her legs wide and pushed back so she bent them at her knees. He placed her heels flat on the table and shot her a warning look to keep them there. She gave a slight nod to confirm she would obey.

A grin formed on his lips as his gaze drifted to her glistening pink pussy. Taking a handful of the chocolate mousse, he slathered it over her succulent flesh, enjoying the way her mouth fell open in surprise. He watched her as she got used to the feeling of the chilled dessert on her warm flesh and then bent his head for a taste. Lisa shuddered beneath him as he swiped his tongue along her feminine slit. The heady mix of rich chocolate and the sweet nectar that had pooled between her legs was intoxicating.

As he reached over to scoop up more of the chocolate dessert, Ross swirled his tongue around her swollen clitoris and was rewarded with a high-pitched moan. He almost came in his pants. What was it about this woman that tested the limits of his control?

He wrapped his lips around the throbbing bud between her legs and sucked lightly. Lisa wriggled her hips and he put a hand on her abdomen to hold her still. She whimpered, needing more. She wanted him rougher than this, but he didn’t care. For once in his life, he was going to be gentle. She needed to see this side of him.

As his tongue slipped inside Lisa’s quivering body he slid his hand up to smear chocolate over her taut nipples. He cupped her breast and caressed the soft skin that covered it. Watching her closely, he reveled in the way her face contorted with pleasure.

“Oh, my god, Ross!”

She sounded almost in awe of him. He caressed her breast with his thumb and lapped at her hot, wet pussy with increasingly firm strokes. Her legs shook and her bottom lifted up off the table but still he held himself back. Her heavy breathing told him she was close. Wanting to keep her on edge, he pulled back. Lisa whined in frustration.

“Patience, sweetheart,” he soothed her. “When you come, it’ll be on my cock.”

Bending over her trembling body, he slowly licked the chocolate from her nipples. He ran his tongue around one rosy tip and then the other, teasing her with the lightness of his touch. She arched her back, thrusting her breasts toward him in obvious desperation. She was greedy, demanding to feel his mouth, his hands on her. Ross’s cock throbbed in response to her eagerness.

Watching her carefully, he drew back and unfastened his pants to free his raging erection. Lisa was breathing hard now. Her cheeks were flushed, her eyes clouded with desire.

“You want my cock, sweetheart?”

“Yes.”

“Then beg for it.”

This kinky dessert seduction is from a series about dominant werewolves and women who (eventually) love them. Specifically, it’s from Marked By the Wolf, by Sassa Daniels.

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How To Argue With Your Wife

Thursday, July 6th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Results aren’t guaranteed with this marital advice, but if she doesn’t even crack a smile, you got bigger problems than whatever she’s mad about today.

Next time you’re arguing with your wife, one of those times she’s really letting you have a piece of her mind, this is what you tell her:

“Baby, I really do want to understand. So take off your clothes and sit on my face, then I’ll be able to see where you’re coming from.”

Give it a try! What could possibly go wrong?

face sitting and pussy licking

Face-sitting anime art is by Izumi Tsubasu.

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Happiness Is A Warm Nose

Monday, November 7th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

This 1918 woodcut by Max Svabinsky is titled In Paradise, and I gotta say… yeah, that checks out!

oral sex cunnilingus pussy licking in Eden woodcut

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Careful Cunnilingus

Sunday, January 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

This cautious bit of lesbian pussy licking is from the January 1982 issue of Adult Cinema Review:

lesbian pussy licking art

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The Gamer Girls Are Busy

Tuesday, August 20th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Young men who lament that your ladies won’t date you: did you never consider that they might just be busy? Why go out on a Friday night when you have options like this?

lesbian gamer girls take turns playing the game and eating pussy

Artist is Typo.

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Picasso’s Pillow Girls: She Can’t Watch

Sunday, November 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

I really like the detail in this lesbian scene by Pablo Picasso of the woman holding her hands over her eyes, as if the whole business is just too embarrassing to be survived with eyes wide open:

lesbian cunnilingus pussy licking by picasso

Pablo Picasso titled this Scène érotique when he drew it in 1902.

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Cheering Her Up

Tuesday, May 29th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

I don’t think they teach this particular cheer in Spirit class, but I’ll bet it’s effective:

one kneeling cheerleader licks another cheerleaders cunt while kneading her ass with pom-poms as she holds up her cute cheerleader outfit pleated skirt

The cheerleader pussy-eating art is from Velvet Love Volume One: Girl On Girl, a volume of erotic art by Stefano Mazzotti and Vincenzo Silvestroni.

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Mutual Oral Sex Art: Bill Ward

Monday, May 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

It’s amazing how many celebrities there are who I’ve never heard of until they get humiliated on the internet in some viral scandal that touches on the interests of ErosBlog readers. Last week, it was the turn of one hip-hop dude (I had to look that part up) named DJ Khaleed, who had a 2015 interview video surface in which he blathered on at too much honest length about how he is unable to lick pussy. Yeah, that’s his story; he says he “just can’t.”

To celebrate his weak-ass tongue and his even-weaker sexual politics, here’s some vintage-1977 “sixty-nine” (as they used to call it) art by Bill Ward:

vintage 69 sixtynine artwork by Bill Ward

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Lick It Like You Love It

Thursday, August 24th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

This vintage-femdom enthusiastic pussy licking photo is from Vintage Lust:

hugging her leg and licking her pussy submissive man

That looks to me like a man who is happy at his work!

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Demanding Pussy Service From The Devil

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

I find this an amusing twist on the default imagery of ravishing devils and demons. It looks to me like our intrepid female warrior for God has got this demonic figure fully under her thumb. All she has to do is stand commandingly erect and tug on his tail, while he gives her pussy service and tries to manage his own pleasure with his left hand:

abject cunnilingus devil licks pussy as his femdom Christian warrior woman stands commandingly erect

Artist not known, but if you click for the bigger image you can sort of make out a signature that might be something like “J. Land” or “J. Lad” or “J. Lard” and a 1997 date.

devil-service-sig

Update: Thanks to the commenters who fleshed out the identity of this Uruguayan artist: Javier Gil.

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Austin And Bambi’s Ablutions

Saturday, December 12th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Austin and Bambi share a mutual interest in being very clean, there’s no other explanation for all this:

austin and bambi take a very friendly lesbian shower together

austin and bambi kissing

austin and bambi devote extra attention to licking each other clean and dry

Pictures are from a 2003 “Hustler Classic” photoshoot that was just reprinted in the November 2015 Hustler magazine, available in print or online via Digital Magazine Access.

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Kinky Threesome

Sunday, September 13th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Hey, as a way to spend Thursday evening it beats going to the movies:

kinky use of the fancy chamber maid

 
 

Her First Oral Sex

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

When a writer using the byline of Annalee Hardison wrote about her first experience of oral sex, at Gasm, I was struck by the erotic fiction tropes and stylistic similarities between this ostensibly non-fiction account and the paid-by-the-word “sex letters” columns that used to appear as filler in porn magazines. I typically don’t worry much about the literal truth of the sexual accounts that get blogged about here, and I don’t propose to start worrying today. I just think the stylistic accomplishment is worth noting before we get to the good stuff:

I don’t want to write anything disparaging about Eric because he wasn’t a bad kisser or anything like that, I just expected something different, something more intimate, romantic and certainly something more intense. Well, that all changed the minute we both got completely naked and I let him go down on me! It kind of took me by surprise at first; the sensation was very pleasurable, but totally unique. It was so warm, slippery and exquisite! I had never felt anything like it before and the feeling of his tongue and lips on my vagina was incredible. This far surpassed anything I had ever done in my young, inexperienced life.

My body began involuntarily trembling with tiny spasms of excitement and pleasure. My breath quickened and I was moaning, gasping and running my hands through his hair and feeling the side of his face as his jaw moved up and down while he made love to my vagina with his mouth. My nipples were rock hard and my entire body felt electrified. The intensity that had been missing from our PG-13 make-out sessions was obliterated by this full-on orgasmic sensation of pure lust and carnality! I no longer cared if he didn’t think I was pretty (he did) or if I technically wasn’t his girlfriend (I wasn’t). I didn’t care that my parents would absolutely kill me if they found out I was making out with a 21-year old guy that had gone to high school with my older sister. A guy that I had a crush on since I was in the 7th grade! I didn’t care if he thought I was silly or that I had a bit of stubble in my armpits. I just knew that I didn’t want him to stop. I wanted this incredible sensation to LAST FOREVER.

I was shaking uncontrollably and gasping for breath. I kept saying “Oh god Eric, oh god, OH GOD!” And then, he looked up while still lapping and gently inserted his middle finger into my drenched and throbbing vagina. I had never known such absolute pleasure in all my life. The old “one-two” trick of using fingers while going down on a woman has to be the BEST INVENTION EVER! After he started easing his finger into me, I was delirious with ecstasy! A thin mist of sweat had broken out over my entire naked body and I was shaking so hard I was surprised my teeth weren’t chattering as I writhed in delicious perfection. I was convulsing with pre-orgasmic bliss as he rhythmically fingered me and brought me closer and closer to climax. I was so wet that my thighs were slippery and his face was drenched in my lady lubrication. A strong sensation overtook me and suddenly I was buckling under him as I shook with feverish delight. Wave after wave of orgasm broke over me as I came again and again. I was not in control, and I convulsed with excited spasms a few more times until it almost began to actually hurt. I felt exhilarated and light-headed, like I was going to faint and blast off into space at the same time. He came up from between my thighs and held me as I quivered in his arms. I couldn’t speak and my head was spinning.

She continues in this enthusiastic vein when it gets to be his turn:

I kissed and licked his chest and nipples, making my way down to his stomach where I undid his zipper and tore off his pants in one fell swoop. His briefs were bulging with an enormous erection. I had never seen one that up-close before and was stunned that it didn’t look anything like I imagined. It certainly didn’t look like anything we were taught about in health class. It was fully erect and curved at a slight angle, like it was pointing to something right over his head. It was meaty, vein-y and throbbing. It was pulsating with Eric’s heartbeat and for a moment the sight of it mesmerized me…

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Licked Into Bliss

Thursday, February 20th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

She shows every sign of enjoying his oral attentions:

bliss-girl-enjoys having her pussy licked in cunnilingus

Picture is from Teen Mega World.

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Tasting Eve

Tuesday, January 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Once Adam tasted Eve’s fruit, he could never get enough of it:

tasting eve's pussy - biblical cunnilingus in the garden of eden

Image is “The Lost Paradise”, artist unknown.

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Sexually Suggestive Gesture Take 3

Friday, December 6th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Six years ago I blogged about a certain sexually suggestive gesture. Now, in this more enlightened age of the ubiquitous Tumblr .gif, I’ve got a better example of it to show:

lickingit

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Underneath Her

Thursday, April 5th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

There’s an awful lot of power dynamic going on in this ancient vintage photo/postcard. It’s an unusual posture for simple cunnilingus, that’s all I’m gonna say:

woman kneeling on a table with her pussy over a man\'s face

From Usenet.

 
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