Sex With Comfort, In Ancient China

I have not attempted to research this image from Kinky Delight, but it presents itself as vintage Chinese sex art featuring an extremely expensive-looking and comfortable sex-furniture couch/frame/sling. Lest you were in any doubt that this is sex gear for the super-rich and extremely noble/royal/celestial, the three servants standing around waving fans to keep the sexytime nice and cool and breezy should clue you right in:

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Strategic Pose, Strategic Furniture

She worries that she might have married the stupidest man alive. So she poses. She waits for enlightenment to penetrate his thick skull. She waits for blood to flow to his organs of generation. And meanwhile, this is what she thinks:

Listen, you fool. It’s not a stool. It’s not for sitting on in front of the fire. It’s all plushy! It would take sparks, and catch fire. It’s not for sitting on at all. That’s not why it’s there. That’s not why I’m here. That’s not why the bloody fireplace is here. You’re supposed to grab me and throw me face-down over the hassock with my ass in the air and… seriously, do I really have to spell it out for you!?!?

Artwork is from the cover of Sexurbia County.

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