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“You Had A Good Workout!”

Sunday, February 26th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

You know it’s going well when your smartwatch compliments you on your good workout while you’re having sex:

Somebody got a good ride, is what I’m saying!

Video is from @Annoy_The_Wife_Project on TikTok.

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Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy?

Wednesday, March 9th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Who here still remembers the infamous Bat Pussy? Ever since I made that post, I always wonder whether adults who enjoy bouncy-ball-riding fun are riding an “enhanced” bounce-toy like this one:

bouncy balls with dildos or buttplugs

Featured are the “sorority girls” (yeah, right) from the old Dorm Invasions site, which is now part of the BangBros network.

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Enforced Sexercise

Monday, July 18th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

When I made this sexercise bike post, I knew it was reminding me of something. This morning, I finally remembered what it was: this 2008 Wired Pussy photoshoot starring Ariel X being “forced” to exercise. Here Ariel is just beginning the exercise bike portion of the workout:

bondage exercise bike

Her personal trainer, sadly, is not satisfied with her efforts. And being both a sadist and extremely personal, methods not available on The Biggest Loser quickly come into play. Methods involving electrodes placed in intensely personal orifices, wired to a fiendish device:

electrodes in her pussy and anus to encourage her exercise routine

Soon, Ariel is exhausted, and stops peddling despite the electrical inducements. Here she is just sort of sweating and twitching:

Ariel X is exhausted and dripping in sweat after a forced ride on an exercise bike

Well, that just won’t do. Her trainer quickly pulls out a more vigorous inducement: the cattle prod!

cattle prod to the butt encourages an exhausted Ariel X to start peddling again

And she’s back to work! Nothing in life comes easy, m’dear…

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Sexercise!

Sunday, July 10th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

I love it when Yankee ingenuity finds expression in sex toys:

sex exercise machine

Sadly all I know about this image is that it was emailed to me by an anonymous reader.

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