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How To Warm A Nude Woman

Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Don’t get me wrong: a roaring gas fire feels like a miracle when it’s installed in a chilly room in some old house that was designed without central heat. It’s better to have it than not have it, for sure. And if it means views like this for the person still lounging snug in bed, so much the better!

naked woman squats in front of a gas fire in a cold room

Via Kinky Delight.

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She Makes The Word “Squat” Seem Sexy

Friday, April 15th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

There’s really nothing about the word “squat” that’s sexy. It’s not at all euphonious, and it has too much association, I think, with that long and squalid era of human history before we invented the concept of the toilet seat. That said, I think perhaps Valentina Paradis is trying to reclaim the whole notion of squatting:

valentina-squats

Finally, and I make this observation with the same respect I would afford any athlete: does it not seem from her stance in this photo that her daily workout regimen might perhaps revolve (quite literally) around a shiny metal pole?

Photo courtesy of Exotic4K.

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The Well-Enforced Squat

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

So you’ve probably all seen (online, anyway) the bondage device The Humbler that locks a man’s balls back behind his legs when he’s in a bent-over position, and thus tends to keep him bent over until released, while exposing his stretched scrotum for particular attention.

However it wasn’t until I saw this photo on Tumblr that I realized that it could also be used to enforce a squatting position, by locking his balls in front of his ankles.

I suspect that position is not terribly stable, and he can probably re-arrange himself a number of ways. But when the slightest motion is going to tug roughly on the already-strained family jewels, the incentive is probably to stay as docilely still as possible…

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Next Time, Find A Bigger Tree

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Because sometimes men who lounge in alleys are not as good as you’d hope at minding their own business:

woman squatting to pee in an alley that\'s not as deserted as she needs it to be

The only source I have on this is “been on my hard drive forever.”

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