Testing The Table

Long-time commenter and loyal ErosBlog reader JesusAutomatic left a comment a couple of years ago that’s honestly worthy of its own post on a sex blog. We might wish for more details, but some of the best storytelling is tightly written, and this certainly works:

I have been a furniture maker for years and I can attest that… the structural design loading limit for a good table is that it doesn’t wobble when you have rough sex on it. I remember a boardroom table I had just installed at the offices of a certain Quantity Surveyors in London. My girlfriend came along, to help move it into position, and to give it a good testing. I was very satisfied that there was no more than 6mm (1/4″) deflection under full load, but the French polish was just too slippery. Luckily we had some cargo straps.

I was going to remark that having fit-for-purpose bondage gear handy in a London boardroom when it’s time for table bondage shenanigans and the need “arises” is a mark of preparedness more than luck, and I do feel that way, but they were moving furniture, so.

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